Rental car abuse

[Tremor14]

damn, i remember that

[Denny]

svo invented Fun Ford Weekend.

[4bangen]

I don't have any funny rental car stories but as a teenager, I did flip a bronco II on a test drive once. managed to get it righted and took it back with no noticeable damage. Told the guy my parents wouldn't let me buy it and took off as quick as I could. Scared the shit out of me and I never did anything like that again. I'm a puss.

[mstng86]

svo invented One Up Ford Weekend.

yup

[Denny]

I knew a guy that did one of the first 5 lug conversions on a fox, that I know of, test drive Thunderbirds just to get their spare tires for his front runners.

[351Coupe]

I rented a f-35 once and drag raced a f-22. Pulled so hard , I yanked all wheels off the ground. Tried to hit the nawzzz but accidentally let loose a hell fire missile. Needless to say, Dpd showed up but let us off the hook since my grandma is a firefighter

I call bullshit because you are not SVO855.

[jw33]

Back when I raced in NASCAR me and another driver (cough-cough Dale Earnhardt) drove the same rental car to have dinner with our team owner's and Bill France. We couldn't stand each other and we stopped and got another car so that we could each drive our own. We then proceeded to race around town crashing into each other and even drove on a public beach. Bill was pissed that we were late to dinner, but we blamed it on car trouble.

[Lone Star Performance]

^^Solid! Just watched that movie Friday

[jluv]

One time I rented a helicopter and kept it at my home.
Took that bitch to Jerry World and went inside the dome.
The cheerleaders wanted to ride, and they came at me in spades
I couldn't fit them all inside, so some had to ride the blades.

Another time I cruised the oceans in a rented submarine.
Put a 3 million shot of NOS on that bitch and painted it lime green.
My chef was there and made me lots of great white shark salami.
It was fun until it backfired once and caused a huge tsunami.

Now this last story should stay secret, so tell no one that I told it.
I stole the ship that crashed in Roswell and had fun before I sold it.
I flew that bitch to Mars and fucked some slimy ET sluts.
Some had tits as big as cars and one had seven butts!

[BMCSean]

Thread of the year!

[Chili]

One time I rented a helicopter and kept it at my home.
Took that bitch to Jerry World and went inside the dome.
The cheerleaders wanted to ride, and they came at me in spades
I couldn't fit them all inside, so some had to ride the blades.

Another time I cruised the oceans in a rented submarine.
Put a 3 million shot of NOS on that bitch and painted it lime green.
My chef was there and made me lots of great white shark salami.
It was fun until it backfired once and caused a huge tsunami.

Now this last story should stay secret, so tell no one that I told it.
I stole the ship that crashed in Roswell and had fun before I sold it.
I flew that bitch to Mars and fucked some slimy ET sluts.
Some had tits as big as cars and one had seven butts!

Excellent, as usual.. lol

[bcoop]

Awesome, Jared. Just awesome.

[Big A]

Quite the cunning linguist.

[Baron Von Crowder]

End thread. Perfection reached.

[Scott Mc]

/\ yep, this thread made my day.