Rental car abuse

[Denny]

You didn't say you had stealth mode!!

It's the X-ray model. Specific to Budget rent-a-car.

[Denny]

Holy shit, we're some silly mother fuckers!

[Chili]

Ive got the T-rex/raptor they crossbred for Jurassic World, Im training him to run along side my H1 that I bought from a rental company after someone fucked it all up. I up armored it and mounted a turret on the roof.

You should use one of these, you can seat more passengers!

[chronical]

Nah bro. I can enrich uranium to weapons grade levels in the cup holder. I'll be alright.

I once did a deal for weapons grade uranium in the parking lot of a Bed Bath and Beyond off of Mockingbird lane. I was the buyer and wasn't aware that the seller was an informant. As soon as the exchange was done, the red and blue's started lighting up. Fortunately the arresting office had only been on the force for 2 weeks and forgot to read me my Miranda Rights. I worked out a deal with him. I happened to clean the captains pool regularly so in exchange of me not ratting him out, he pulled over and let me go but I had to clean his pool for free for one year. We are still friends and he was my best man at my wedding

[Chili]

Holy shit, we're some silly mother fuckers!

We had a one-up battle with some dude at Hooters years ago, although I don't think the guy ever got what we were doing. He had a number of ridiculous stories.. I told him I went to space after a mishap at Space Camp (same story as the movie).. ELVIS had a penis enlargement done via donor, but the donor was black, so he had a stripe in the middle... lol. Good times.

[jammeejamm]

in the early 2000's i had my camaro at steakley chevrolet for service. they had it parked on their lot waiting for dispatch and a trucked backed into it.

they gave me a four door sunfire from alamo to drive around while theit body shop fixed it.

i want to say it was ubil and i, but i am not sure who all was with me. we just drove around and beat the shit out of that car. jumped the railroad tracks off witch's road and 544. there was a new development near his parents house and we were driving through the field ripping through markers and such. he dared me to drive through the brand new wooden fence that separated the sub division. i did. three times. hit a ditch and stalled the car. panic set in, but it started and we called it a night. we covered all the scratches with some as seen on tv(GSG27 maybe) stuff and returned it two days later when my car was ready.

the alamo guy walked around it and said looks good. he had missed the piece of fence sticking through the bottom of the front bumper, as did we when we looked it over before i brought it back. i got a call later that day after they washed it, and they said there was damage all over the car. i said it was fine when i dropped it off. check the paperwork because that is what my copy says, chief. i told them that was hours ago. how am i supposed to know what they did to it in that time. i got a few more threatening calls. however, due to steakley having paid for it and i did not even put down a credit card for deposit, they were fucked. the manager was so pissed.

i still have the letter at my mother's house alamo sent, politely telling me they no longer wanted my business.

[Denny]

I'm about to piss my pants... and I already stopped laughing!

[Big A]

That's not even remotely funny, you're an ass for doing all that dude. Jmho.

[helosailor]

I think Helosailor said he has a Bradley Fighting Vehicle, with wings, in another thread. You may be in trouble.

Nah bro. I can enrich uranium to weapons grade levels in the cup holder. I'll be alright.

Meh, NM.. I think Frost took him out with a TOW.

Sheeeet, saw a guy shoot a rubber band at another guy in one, he missed and destroyed the damned thing.


Oh, and I did a burnout in a rental Dodge Charger with a 3.5 v6 once. #fuckyeah #allthehorsepowers #fuckyotempo #hashtag

[Moose242]

While I have never torn up a rental car, I have seen an incredible amount of shit in the way of people fucking them up. Some highlights:

Johnny Depp is on the "Do Not Rent" list because he jumped up and down on a vehicle roof, collapsed it, and welched.

A cartel rented a 2500 diesel, uparmored it, and it was recovered by Mexican police. The police then painted it blue, put a siren on top, and used it as their vehicle.

Committing suicide in a rental car is more common than it should be.

People get mad as hell when you repo their rental car, and always say "why are you taking my car away!?!?"

90% of all vehicle damage occurs when backing up.

I have recovered several pistols from turnback vehicles (all cops) and one machinegun; an officer actually left a fully automatic M4 in a rental vehicle and hauled ass to come get it.


Really though it isn't as bad as you think. Damage claims happen and all, but the biggest pain is repos. People rent a Suburban (it is ALWAYS a Suburban) and then believe it is their vehicle then and forever.

[Denny]

While I have never torn up a rental car, I have seen an incredible amount of shit in the way of people fucking them up. Some highlights:

Johnny Depp is on the "Do Not Rent" list because he jumped up and down on a vehicle roof, collapsed it, and welched.

A cartel rented a 2500 diesel, uparmored it, and it was recovered by Mexican police. The police then painted it blue, put a siren on top, and used it as their vehicle.

Committing suicide in a rental car is more common than it should be.

People get mad as hell when you repo their rental car, and always say "why are you taking my car away!?!?"

90% of all vehicle damage occurs when backing up.

I have recovered several pistols from turnback vehicles (all cops) and one machinegun; an officer actually left a fully automatic M4 in a rental vehicle and hauled ass to come get it.


Really though it isn't as bad as you think. Damage claims happen and all, but the biggest pain is repos. People rent a Suburban (it is ALWAYS a Suburban) and then believe it is their vehicle then and forever.

I need to rent a van...

[mstng86]

I need to rent a van...

as do I.

you started your own bang bros company too?

[Chili]

People rent a Suburban (it is ALWAYS a Suburban) and then believe it is their vehicle then and forever.

SHHHH! Don't tell anyone!

[Denny]

as do I.

you started your own bang bros company too?

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[Baron Von Crowder]

We had a one-up battle with some dude at Hooters years ago, although I don't think the guy ever got what we were doing. He had a number of ridiculous stories.. I told him I went to space after a mishap at Space Camp (same story as the movie).. ELVIS had a penis enlargement done via donor, but the donor was black, so he had a stripe in the middle... lol. Good times.

SVO was hooters manager?