Rental car abuse

[Cobraman]

My buddy and I put a junk yard LS into an Escalade because he wanted the new(under 1k miles on it) Escalade's engine for his 69 Malibo.

This cracks me up. clean it up and leave all the intake cover and stuff on and they'd probably never know. I guess youd have to tune pats out - also doesn't the mileage read from the ecu? Wouldn't it not match up?

[chronical]

I rented a f-35 once and drag raced a f-22. Pulled so hard , I yanked all wheels off the ground. Tried to hit the nawzzz but accidentally let loose a hell fire missile. Needless to say, Dpd showed up but let us off the hook since my grandma is a firefighter

[Baron Von Crowder]

I rented a f-35 once and drag raced a f-22. Pulled so hard , I yanked all wheels off the ground. Tried to hit the nawzzz but accuse fly let loose a hell fire missile. Needless to say, Dpd showed up but let us off the hook since my grandma is a firefighter

I call bullshit on that story.

It's not a car.

[Chili]

I call bullshit on that story.

It's not a car.

I call bullshit, but only because I know it was on a treadmill therefore could not move..

[silverranger]

I rented a f-35 once and drag raced a f-22. Pulled so hard , I yanked all wheels off the ground. Tried to hit the nawzzz but accidentally let loose a hell fire missile. Needless to say, Dpd showed up but let us off the hook since my grandma is a firefighter

we have a winner

[Denny]

we have a winner

Fuck him! I shot him down with my M1 Abrams I rented from Budget.

[chronical]

I call bullshit on that story.

It's not a car.

Seriously. I had jack in the box potato wedges on the dash from the previous night. When I broke Mach 5, the additional sonic boom sent spuds all over my hud. I don't eat Jack in the box any more for this very reason

[Chili]

Fuck him! I shot him down with my M1 Abrams I rented from Budget.

I think Helosailor said he has a Bradley Fighting Vehicle, with wings, in another thread. You may be in trouble.

[Denny]

I think Helosailor said he has a Bradley Fighting Vehicle, with wings, in another thread. You may be in trouble.

Nah bro. I can enrich uranium to weapons grade levels in the cup holder. I'll be alright.

[Mach1]

I hacked the HUD in a F35 to show porn during dogfights, should have a little pleasure before you get shot down by a mig 21.

[Chili]

Nah bro. I can enrich uranium to weapons grade levels in the cup holder. I'll be alright.

Meh, NM.. I think Frost took him out with a TOW.

[Denny]

Meh, NM.. I think Frost took him out with a TOW.

Funny part is, Frosty was aiming at me!

[Baron Von Crowder]

I think Helosailor said he has a Bradley Fighting Vehicle, with wings, in another thread. You may be in trouble.

Ive got the T-rex/raptor they crossbred for Jurassic World, Im training him to run along side my H1 that I bought from a rental company after someone fucked it all up. I up armored it and mounted a turret on the roof.

[Chili]

Funny part is, Frosty was aiming at me!

You didn't say you had stealth mode!!

[Denny]

Ive got the T-rex/raptor they crossbred for Jurassic World, Im training him to run along side my H1 that I bought from a rental company after someone fucked it all up. I up armored it and mounted a turret on the roof.

I heard soap and his cow had a three way with said Raptor.