Rental car abuse

[svauto-erotic855]

Who here has the craziest story about abuse dished out to a rental car?

At a race once I put a N2O kit on one and ran it for a few rounds.

I once swapped out every single part off of a later model Tempo rental car onto my mothers 85 Tempo and she only noticed because the wheels were nicer.

My buddy and I put a junk yard LS into an Escalade because he wanted the new(under 1k miles on it) Escalade's engine for his 69 Malibo.

I could go on.......

[Tyrone Biggums]

I could go on.......

We know.

[slow99]

I rented an H1 Hummer from Super Star Rental Car when they first came out and did 25k in damage to it in the 3 days that I had it; good times :-) Needless to say I would love to rent one of these.

I bent the suspension to shit, ate all 4 tires down to the cords, flooded the interior with water and mud,rolled the thing twice and lawn darted it into the ground while jumping the levees behind the Dallas County Jail trashing some sheet metal in the process. Since I was under 25 it had been rented in my friends GFs name, with the optional insurance of course.

[Ruffdaddy]

Holy shit...did svo just get out 1 upped?

Thats the problem with going first in the world of 1 upsmanship.

[Denny]

Who here has the craziest story about abuse dished out to a rental car?

At a race once I put a N2O kit on one and ran it for a few rounds.

I once swapped out every single part off of a later model Tempo rental car onto my mothers 85 Tempo and she only noticed because the wheels were nicer.

My buddy and I put a junk yard LS into an Escalade because he wanted the new(under 1k miles on it) Escalade's engine for his 69 Malibo.

I could go on.......

Thievery?

[Tremor14]

does he expect us to believe that he just admitted to stealing the motor out of a rental escalade? I never paid attention to that guy, but for the love of god.

the H1 story was obviously a lie

[svauto-erotic855]

Holy shit...did svo just get out 1 upped?


Thats the problem with going first in the world of 1 upsmanship.

Read my post in this thread.

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61857

Thievery?

Only if they notice it and then it would be a civil mater; if your lucky. There is a 5 year statute of limitations anyway and that is long passed.

[MustangPoser]

I was in Chicago and locked the keys in the rental car. It was 11pm on a Saturday night, and Hertz doesn't offer free unlocks.

I tried a coat hanger and some other things. Finally I had a door stop I acquired and a big ass screwdriver. I kept prying at the door and reinserting the door stop and used a long piece of metal to try to unlock the door. I couldn't get the unlock button to work.

When all was said and done, I had torn up the entire pillar on that rental car. I'm talking bent sheet metal on the door and the unibody/rain rails up top. I finally called a locksmith and it took him an hour to get there and about 5 seconds to unlock it... $140 cash.

Dropped it off to hertz and didn't say SHIT. Had loss damage waiver, never heard anything from Hertz and I still rent from them.




Edit: Next time I'm just going to smash a window. I don't know why I didn't in the first place.

[bcoop]

I've never been able to wrap my mind around pathological liars. I find it both funny, and incredibly sad that we have a few of them here.

[svauto-erotic855]

the H1 story was obviously a lie

You have no idea how true it is. It caused a shit storm but it was worth it. I went to Del Frisco's in it when they were still on Spring Valley and had the valet park it and it left enough mud on the ground in front of the door that they had to shovel it into the back of a pickup to clear it out.

[Big A]

Holy shit...did svo just get out 1 upped?

Thats the problem with going first in the world of 1 upsmanship.

By his own story in the Ripsaw thread.

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61857

Dude is so FOS.

[Tremor14]

he's like the rachel dolezal of the car scene

[svauto-erotic855]

he's like the rachel dolezal of the car scene

Well; I am white but I don't have her super cool hair.

[jluv]

Who here has the craziest story about abuse dished out to a rental car?

At a race once I put a N2O kit on one and ran it for a few rounds.

I once swapped out every single part off of a later model Tempo rental car onto my mothers 85 Tempo and she only noticed because the wheels were nicer.

My buddy and I put a junk yard LS into an Escalade because he wanted the new(under 1k miles on it) Escalade's engine for his 69 Malibo.

I could go on.......

No one believes you. What's even worse is that you're making up shit to make yourself look like a worthless, lowlife, scumbag thief.

[svauto-erotic855]

No one believes you. What's even worse is that you're making yourself look like a worthless, lowlife, scumbag thief.

We all have our cross to bear.

I was really hoping to hear some devious stories; you guys are one hell of a let down.

PS: I don't ever remember claiming to NOT be a "Worthless, lowlife, scumbag thief". Since I have no opinion on that matter I will let y'all pass judgement on that one.