The Rip-it® case race

[EW]

My story with meth in a bottle is nowhere near as good but I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes...I bought some stuff from LaRue Tactical. They sent Dillo Dust and a bottle of 5 hour energy in the package. I was driving down to Austin from Ft Worth for a show at ACL (NIN I think) and I thought "hey, I'll take that bottle and use it on the way back to make sure I'm awake" because I had to be at work in the morning. I drank 1/2 (one half of that tiny bottle!) when I left Austin. Within 15 minutes I was AWAKE. Made it home ok. Woke up in the morning and had a nose bleed. I never have nose bleeds so I'm like WTF? I googled something like "5 hour energy nose bleed" and sure enough, other people had posted the same thing. So in conclusion, F 5 hour energy.

[Craizie]

My story with meth in a bottle is nowhere near as good but I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes...I bought some stuff from LaRue Tactical. They sent Dillo Dust and a bottle of 5 hour energy in the package. I was driving down to Austin from Ft Worth for a show at ACL (NIN I think) and I thought "hey, I'll take that bottle and use it on the way back to make sure I'm awake" because I had to be at work in the morning. I drank 1/2 (one half of that tiny bottle!) when I left Austin. Within 15 minutes I was AWAKE. Made it home ok. Woke up in the morning and had a nose bleed. I never have nose bleeds so I'm like WTF? I googled something like "5 hour energy nose bleed" and sure enough, other people had posted the same thing. So in conclusion, F 5 hour energy.

I've never had that happen with a five hour, but I seriously thought I was dying when I chugged a Redline.

[Cooter]

I downed a 5hr energy on a hung-over empty stomach up near Lawton, OK on my way to a drilling rig and had instant heartburn and really came close to throwing up... I've got an iron stomach and very rarely vomit.

I said F 5hr energy...

[FunFordCobra]

Only thing that makes me sick is milk products. I cant figure it out..

[svauto-erotic855]

Fuck chugging a case of energy drinks. I have about 3/4 of a small Red Bull in the morning and that is enough for me. The last time I got in a fight was a day that I made the mistake of drinking 2 Red Bulls in one day and wound up beating a guy in a Race Track parking lot who would not leave me alone.

I am going to give Rit-Its a try as soon as I see a case of them for sale.

[VaderTT]

Fuck chugging a case of energy drinks. I have about 3/4 of a small Red Bull in the morning and that is enough for me. The last time I got in a fight was a day that I made the mistake of drinking 2 Red Bulls in one day and wound up beating a guy in a Race Track parking lot who would not leave me alone.

I am going to give Rit-Its a try as soon as I see a case of them for sale.

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Quiktrip > Rapetrack

[samuel642000]

Greatness! Laughed so hard I woke up my kiddo.