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    North Korea claims it has cure for MERS, Ebola and AIDS

    SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea says it has succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed.

    The authoritarian, impoverished nation better known for pursuing a nuclear program despite global criticism announced Friday it has a drug can prevent and cure MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS.

    The secretive state did not provide proof, and the claim is likely to provoke widespread skepticism.

    The official Korean Central News Agency said scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertilizer mixed with rare-earth elements. According to the pro-North Korea website Minjok Tongshin, the drug was originally produced in 1996.

    "Malicious virus infections like SARS, Ebola and MERS are diseases that are related to immune systems, so they can be easily treated by Kumdang-2 injection drug, which is a strong immune reviver," KCNA said.

    North Korea shut out foreign tourists for half a year with some of the world's strictest Ebola controls, even though no cases of the disease were reported anywhere near the country, before lifting the restrictions earlier this year.

    It is believed to be struggling to combat diseases such as tuberculosis, and respiratory infections are among its most common causes of death, according to the World Health Organization.

    North Korea trumpeted the same drug during deadly bird flu outbreaks in 2006 and 2013.

    The North's claim comes as rival South Korea fights an outbreak of MERS that has killed two dozen people and sickened more than 160 since last month. There is no vaccine for the disease.

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    You could just wear onion slices in your socks.

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      • #4
        Their idea of a "cure" usually involves a bullet to the cranium.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by dcs13 View Post
          Their idea of a "cure" usually involves a bullet to the cranium.
          It's 100% effective though.

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          • #6
            That settles it. I'm going to N Korea to get rid of this herpesyphilgonorraids.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              That settles it. I'm going to N Korea to get rid of this herpesyphilgonorraids.
              You'll just get it again later?
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                You'll just get it again later?
                Then I can go back and hang out with Rodman?
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #9
                  Adventures!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                    Then I can go back and hang out with Rodman?
                    everyone has a dream.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      Shiiiiit, copper fit & salonpas will clear all of that up. They're way behind the times.
                      "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                      • #12
                        Once again that country proves what a joke it really is.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          That settles it. I'm going to N Korea to get rid of this herpesyphilgonorraids.
                          Ded

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                            There he is, stuck in the middle with you.
                            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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