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  • Hello from New Zealand

    I landed in New Zealand a few hours ago after a stop over in Australia and am a bit jet lagged. I'm not cool enough to move to Oz for a year but I figure a month will work for me. I just thought I'd let yall know that if you hear about a crazy guy from Texas holding up the small island of New Zealand with a potato gun, don't be surprised.

    Pretty place but gas is $2.48 a liter and a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper is $14.
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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    Good to hear from you buddy, get some rest. Better carry a big knife.

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    • #3
      Where are you exactly?

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      • #4
        if your wife has any hot cousins let a brotha know

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        • #5
          The fuck is a "liter"?

          Hey, at least they have Dr. Pepper. There's places in the states you can't find it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
            if your wife has any hot cousins let a brotha know
            If you do hook up with one of his hot cousins please PLEASE invite me to that family reunion.

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            • #7
              Have a blast over there, buddy! And that gas price comes out to about $6.59 USD/gallon. Cheaper than the UK or Japan.
              Originally posted by Craizie View Post
              If you do hook up with one of his hot cousins please PLEASE invite me to that family reunion.
              LMFAO!
              "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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              • #8
                Glad to hear you're not in Dallas/hutchins
                "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                • #9
                  You should check out a duckbill platypus show while you're there. It's like a donkey show but with a lot more laughing.
                  "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                  • #10
                    Try some Kiwi.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by diablo rojo View Post
                      Try some Kiwi.

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                      pretty sure he does every day...
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                        • #13
                          A month of vacation down there would be awesome. Bringing everybody t shirts souvenirs

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                          • #14
                            Beautiful place but you're there at the start of winter. Definitely be a little cool for anytime at the beach, but still lots of places to see and things to do
                            It happens to be a well thought out and reasoned dissertation on drug use and a lyrical cost/benefit analysis of various kinds of drugs, drawing the conclusion that beer is the best of them all.

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                              Post some pics.
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                              Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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