So I got a promotion today.

[Sean88gt]

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.

Would you say you haul meat, or it holds your hips and drives you?

[BradM]

Would you say you haul meat, or it holds your hips and drives you?

That guy is so funny! You should be in the hospital with all of those sick burns! I'm joining his side! Hey Sean, your momma!

[Sean88gt]

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.

That guy is so funny! You should be in the hospital with all of those sick burns! I'm joining his side! Hey Sean, your momma!

I don't blame you. If he starts the momma-so-fat jokes, I'll have to concede defeat.

[Mike]

Udderly kick ass!

Oh I like that!

[Broncojohnny]

I don't blame you. If he starts the momma-so-fat jokes, I'll have to concede defeat.

You momma so poor she can't afford to fly off the handle, she has to "Go Greyhound" off the handle!

[Broncojohnny]

I was only getting one bonus per year. Now I'm getting one every three months.
Based on six different categories. Like safety Mistry shopper ect, average $3k Ea
And a 30% increase in weekly salary. That's enough to buy more guns. And finally buy a motorcycle. That I've been putting off for several years.

Best part is. I know most the department managers at my new store. So it will be an easy transition for me.

This is good, now set your sights on the next step up the ladder.

[Moose242]

Congratulations Soap. Good to see that your company takes care of its employees. I'm sure that your hard work will continue to drive you up the ladder.

[lincolnboy]

He is suppling Fiesta with cow meat off the black market.

[Cooter]

I believe he's supplying meat to cows

[Tremor14]

sean88gt, yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale, and it just said "to be continued".


bladdow!

[Big A]

Good job dude, that's a nice little step up.

[71chevellejohn]

He is suppling Fiesta with cow meat off the black market.

That's racist.

[BigTitan21]

[Chuck_Finley]

And two of my assistants are very cute. How long should I wait to bang my new subordinates?

Is this not already part of their job requirements? Sounds like you've already identified your first order of duty.

[DON SVO]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walks in high heels she strikes oil!

Fuck you Sean!! Fuck you in your shit face!

PS - congratulations on your employment advancement, Johnny.