So I got a promotion today.

[Denny]

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.

Sick burn!

[soap]

i think someone is confused on what exactly choo choo money is.

you're thinking that chu-chu pesos at Fiesta bro

I was only getting one bonus per year. Now I'm getting one every three months.
Based on six different categories. Like safety Mistry shopper ect, average $3k Ea
And a 30% increase in weekly salary. That's enough to buy more guns. And finally buy a motorcycle. That I've been putting off for several years.

Best part is. I know most the department managers at my new store. So it will be an easy transition for me.

[Cooter]

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.

daaaaaaaaayum!!! Busting out the fresh material on that one!!

[Cooter]

30% ain't a little

stay safe in the hood, and congrads!!!

[slow99]

I was only getting one bonus per year. Now I'm getting one every three months.
Based on six different categories. Like safety Mistry shopper ect, average $3k Ea
And a 30% increase in weekly salary. That's enough to buy more guns. And finally buy a motorcycle. That I've been putting off for several years.

Best part is. I know most the department managers at my new store. So it will be an easy transition for me.

Good for you man, that's awesome - congrats!

[mstng86]

hide yo calfs, hide yo heffers!!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Congrats bro! I've never gotten a promotion and I'm 27. I am currently switching my line of work... depending on how my interviews go.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I was only getting one bonus per year. Now I'm getting one every three months.
Based on six different categories. Like safety Mistry shopper ect, average $3k Ea
And a 30% increase in weekly salary. That's enough to buy more guns. And finally buy a motorcycle. That I've been putting off for several years.

Best part is. I know most the department managers at my new store. So it will be an easy transition for me.

That's no slouch. Congrats on mooooving on up.

I wish I got something other than a national emailed attaboy when I was the only person in the nation to have a 100% on every shop. Perhaps that's why it seems like grocery stores seem like they have a zero turnover rate for full time employees.

[Tremor14]

It's not that hood over there. Lol. But I will admit I go to the Tom thumb off Hampton before fucking with any fiesta. But fiesta gets the vote over minyards on singleton all day.

[MattB]

I got a promotion with no pay increase, twice, with the same company, when I was in my twenties. So is that better or worse than you, Jeff? Lol

[Silverback]

I got a promotion with no pay increase, twice, with the same company, when I was in my twenties. So is that better or worse than you, Jeff? Lol

that's not a promotion, that's a lateral move

[Tremor14]

This week I'm washin dishes, next week it's the fries.

-yeezus

[Unicorn Jeff]

I got a promotion with no pay increase, twice, with the same company, when I was in my twenties. So is that better or worse than you, Jeff? Lol

I don't know man LOL. That seems more like a kick in the balls.

[NoClassic]

all that snitching really paid off

[paul_376]

Congratulations! Now hook me up with some crawfish!