So I got a promotion today.

[soap]

Bad news it's on Jefferson Boulevard in Oak cliff. But I no longer have to share an office I have my own now. And the bonus checks are like choo-choo money. Every quarter. Few pics from my old store going away party. I got free beer corn nuts. Some scratch offs. And a badass cow cake.

But the best news is I swung by the new store earlier today to meet my new crew. And two of my assistants are very cute. How long should I wait to bang my new subordinates?




Making my evil eye.

[GeorgeG.]

so what exactly is it with you and cows again?

And congrats by the way!

[soap]

so what exactly is it with you and cows again?

And congrats by the way!

Lol thanks man. Assistant store manager At fiesta mart.

The girls know my personality. So they did a cow themed party.

[Denny]

Monthly GTG at the Fiesta!!!

[soap]

Monthly GTG at the Fiesta!!!

Byoa. Bring your own ammo.

[line-em-up]

I saw your evil eye and assumed that a cow swatted you in the eye with her tail.

Congrats on the promotion.

Espero que usted habla español porque vas a necesitar ?

[John -- '02 HAWK]

so do all fiesta marts have pickups that go scower the neighborhood looking for carts or just that one?

[Sean88gt]

Chief beef inspector?

[Broncojohnny]

Udderly kick ass!

[soap]

so do all fiesta marts have pickups that go scower the neighborhood looking for carts or just that one?

Yes every store has a white F-150 for cart collection. And utility purposes.

[Tremor14]

I'll see you up there I'm sure!

[snacksnack]

Congrats!

[VaderTT]

The answer is Eternity.


But congrats!

[Silverback]

i think someone is confused on what exactly choo choo money is.

you're thinking that chu-chu pesos at Fiesta bro

[Captain Crawfish]

Chief beef inspector?

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.