So I got a promotion today.

[Cooter]

I believe he's supplying meat to cows

[lincolnboy]

He is suppling Fiesta with cow meat off the black market.

[Moose242]

Congratulations Soap. Good to see that your company takes care of its employees. I'm sure that your hard work will continue to drive you up the ladder.

[Broncojohnny]

I was only getting one bonus per year. Now I'm getting one every three months.
Based on six different categories. Like safety Mistry shopper ect, average $3k Ea
And a 30% increase in weekly salary. That's enough to buy more guns. And finally buy a motorcycle. That I've been putting off for several years.

Best part is. I know most the department managers at my new store. So it will be an easy transition for me.

This is good, now set your sights on the next step up the ladder.

[Broncojohnny]

I don't blame you. If he starts the momma-so-fat jokes, I'll have to concede defeat.

You momma so poor she can't afford to fly off the handle, she has to "Go Greyhound" off the handle!

[Mike]

Udderly kick ass!

Oh I like that!

[Sean88gt]

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.

That guy is so funny! You should be in the hospital with all of those sick burns! I'm joining his side! Hey Sean, your momma!

I don't blame you. If he starts the momma-so-fat jokes, I'll have to concede defeat.

[BradM]

Would you say you haul meat, or it holds your hips and drives you?

That guy is so funny! You should be in the hospital with all of those sick burns! I'm joining his side! Hey Sean, your momma!

[Sean88gt]

It's a shame your mom didn't swallow. You should be the poster child for birth control.

Would you say you haul meat, or it holds your hips and drives you?

[paul_376]

Congratulations! Now hook me up with some crawfish!

[NoClassic]

all that snitching really paid off

[Unicorn Jeff]

I got a promotion with no pay increase, twice, with the same company, when I was in my twenties. So is that better or worse than you, Jeff? Lol

I don't know man LOL. That seems more like a kick in the balls.

[Tremor14]

This week I'm washin dishes, next week it's the fries.

-yeezus

[Silverback]

I got a promotion with no pay increase, twice, with the same company, when I was in my twenties. So is that better or worse than you, Jeff? Lol

that's not a promotion, that's a lateral move

[MattB]

I got a promotion with no pay increase, twice, with the same company, when I was in my twenties. So is that better or worse than you, Jeff? Lol