Velociraptors

[Craizie]

Just imagine they're deinonychus without feathers instead.

The movies have them closer in size to a utahraptor.

[CexMashean]

That'll work too.
Or, you know, think of it as a movie. And imagine if robocop was fighting them, or the Predator hunting them.
That'd be awesome.

[VaderTT]

[Craizie]

That'll work too.
Or, you know, think of it as a movie. And imagine if robocop was fighting them, or the Predator hunting them.
That'd be awesome.

You should pitch the Predator idea to a studio. I'd pay to watch that shit.

Robocop was also a childhood hero of mine. Don't ruin that shit for me.

[helosailor]

Arms too long.
2/10
Wood knot due.

[VaderTT]

[Sean88gt]

T-rexs were ornery because, like midgets, their arms were too short to masturbate.

[Craizie]

T-rexs were ornery because, like midgets, their arms were too short to masturbate.

Momma's wrong again!

[71chevellejohn]

Dinosaurs were made up by the government to discourage time travel.

[Craizie]

Dinosaurs were made up by the government to discourage time travel.

I think it's had the opposite effect.

[cobrajet69]

I have a bad astigmatism in one eye, so a lot of stuff ends up with one hole burned through it.

LMMFAO


David

[chronical]

Velociraptor are well known for their role as vicious and cunning killers thanks to their portrayal in the 1990 novel Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton and its 1993 film adaptation, directed by Steven Spielberg. The "raptors" portrayed in Jurassic Park were modeled after the related dromaeosaurid Deinonychus, which had been named at the time by Gregory Paul Velociraptor antirrhopus.[3] Paleontologists in both the novel and film excavate a skeleton in Montana, far from the central Asian range of Velociraptor but characteristic of the Deinonychus range. A character in Crichton's novel also states that "Deinonychus is now considered one of the velociraptors", which suggests that Crichton used Paul's taxonomy even though the "raptors" in the novel are at another point referred to as V. mongoliensis.[41]

The filmmakers greatly increased the size of the Velociraptor and changed the shape of its snout to proportions more characteristic of Deinonychus and Utahraptor.[42][43] Production on Jurassic Park was begun before the discovery of Utahraptor was made public in 1991, but as Jody Duncan wrote about this discovery: "Later, after we had designed and built the Raptor, there was a discovery of a Raptor skeleton in Utah, which they labeled 'super-slasher'. They had uncovered the largest Velociraptor to date - and it measured five-and-a-half-feet tall, just like ours. So we designed it, we built it, and then they discovered it. That still boggles my mind."[42] Spielberg was particularly pleased with the discovery of the Utahraptor because of the boost it gave to the velociraptors in his film. Spielberg's name was briefly considered for naming of the new dinosaur.[44] In real life Velociraptor, like many other maniraptoran theropods, was covered in feathers. Jurassic Park and The Lost World: Jurassic Park, were released before this discovery, so the creatures in both films are depicted as featherless with scales all over in the manner of modern reptiles. For Jurassic Park III the male Velociraptor was given quill-like structures along the back of the head and neck. While this was the extent to which CGI effects were able to render feathers at the time, the structures do not resemble the down-like feathers real-life dromaeosaurids bore or the fully developed arm feathers, akin to the wing feathers of modern birds, born by Velociraptor.[9]

[chronical]

Copy and paste obviously

[CexMashean]