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  • #1

    Velociraptors

    So.. I'm 30 years old and I just found out a Velociraptor is only about 1.5 feet tall. Did any of you know this? If so, why the fuck haven't you told me?
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    I knew this but was pissed when i found out a few years ago. Theyre like a large turkey.

    Jurrasic park lied to us all.

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    • #3
      Dinosours are not real. No mention of them in the bible.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
        Dinosours are not real. No mention of them in the bible.
        We just have really cool shaped rocks.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Craizie View Post
          We just have really cool shaped rocks.
          Thats what i was told by a mormon once.

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          • #6
            Tyrannasaurus Rex would have died so fast. How they supposed to operate a muthafuckin microwave with dem stumpy ass no-thumb having arms?!
            Originally posted by PGreenCobra
            I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
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            Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
            dont downshift!!
            Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
              Tyrannasaurus Rex would have died so fast. How they supposed to operate a muthafuckin microwave with dem stumpy ass no-thumb having arms?!

              Don't be ridiculous.







              It's well known that the T-Rex could control appliances with its mind.

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              • #8
                This may ruin my day.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jluv View Post
                  Don't be ridiculous.







                  It's well known that the T-Rex could control appliances with its mind.
                  Plus, they didn't need microwaves, because of their laser eyes.
                  "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                    Plus, they didn't need microwaves, because of their laser eyes.

                    Have you ever tried to bake a potato with laser eyes? It's way too tough to get it just right. It's possible that my laser eyes aren't as accurate as yours, I really don't know.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jluv View Post
                      Have you ever tried to bake a potato with laser eyes? It's way too tough to get it just right. It's possible that my laser eyes aren't as accurate as yours, I really don't know.
                      You have to switch to wide beams.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jluv View Post
                        Have you ever tried to bake a potato with laser eyes? It's way too tough to get it just right. It's possible that my laser eyes aren't as accurate as yours, I really don't know.
                        Originally posted by Craizie View Post
                        You have to switch to wide beams.
                        I have a bad astigmatism in one eye, so a lot of stuff ends up with one hole burned through it.
                        "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Craizie View Post
                          You have to switch to wide beams.
                          That's racist.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                            I have a bad astigmatism...
                            It's all the vaccines you got as a child.

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                            • #15
                              Just imagine they're deinonychus without feathers instead.
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