Lot lizards

[CexMashean]

unless they are paying customers.

House lizard?

[Captain Crawfish]

unless they are paying customers.

And customers get a free boat ride!

[71chevellejohn]

wait a second, is this his wife ?

[lincolnboy]

wait a second, is this his wife ?

Lol

[BradM]

Oh I know they do! Better grab a box of bandaids

Better than having full blown aids, like your mom.

[Captain Crawfish]

Better than having full blown aids, like your mom.

man that's hurtful. You need to work on your cutdown skills. Goodnight faggots

[Gasser64]

House lizard?

I got some of those. They climb all over the window screens late at night and make me say "wtf"

[Gasser64]

Also I have a trucker buddy who said in a suspicious manner when I asked him if he'd ever seen them:

"Ok I'm only going to say this once and I'm not going to repeat it:

$30 for bj, $80 for poontang, and $100 if you want to put the d in the a. And that's for the good looking ones, its cheaper for the ugly ones".

At that point I ceased my questions immediately.

[Sean88gt]

When I fucked your mom it didn't cost a thing! You need to learn to keep your fucking mouth shut.

Apparently my moon shot landed in the upper deck of Bleeding Vagina Field.

LOL!

Sean's work is done here.

right?! This fucking guy is hauling 80k lbs of butthurt.

nah that bitch will be working oak lawn all night to pay for his bro Dozer! Gotta keep the wannabe trucker status. The only thing funnier than his jokes would be sitting in the pass seat watching him be a real driver. He wouldn't last a fucking week

LMFAO! Are you living in 2008? I sold my portion of the business and am currently becoming an educated man, Mr. Ringo. Sadly, I pimp a Honda. Not near as nice as your white trash fantasy on wheels with a microwave. And I drove when I had to, hired out hotshotters the rest of the time because most OTR drivers carried the same cunty-holier-than-thou attitude you display. You're a fucking ape. Companies like Mercedes are making you obsolete. So you'll have to kill your prostitutes the old fashion way, by kidnapping them in some piece of shit sedan.

Grab your Pom poms and take a fucking hike! Only people worse than sean are ones that can't mind their own business

Did I fuck your wife? Do I have a little red headed bastard running around that you've been raising?

Your quips cut like a knife!

Much like the one he plunges into the hookers torso, so he can maintain his erection and properly blow his load, while driving for Gary Ridgway Trucking.

Holy fuck, talk about a fake elevated sense of one's worth. Sean really hit a sore spot on this beat up pussy. You'd think he parked in his yard or something.

At the end of the day, he is instantly replaceable by some piece of shit white trash that jerks off to Smokey and the Bandit, or an Indian that smells like a bowl of chicken curry took a shit and forgot to bathe in 3 months.

I'd just send my wife out to deal with that. She doesn't fuck around with people parking in the grass. I just put some new nitro on it today also

I'm sure your wife comes out a lot, and gets slayed constantly while you're out of town. I've heard some of her best work is while she's on her back.

[bcoop]

The only thing funnier than his jokes would be sitting in the pass seat watching him be a real driver. He wouldn't last a fucking week

ChooChooo? FreightTrain, is that you?

[racrguy]

Apparently my moon shot landed in the upper deck of Bleeding Vagina Field.

right?! This fucking guy is hauling 80k lbs of butthurt.


LMFAO! Are you living in 2008? I sold my portion of the business and am currently becoming an educated man, Mr. Ringo. Sadly, I pimp a Honda. Not near as nice as your white trash fantasy on wheels with a microwave. And I drove when I had to, hired out hotshotters the rest of the time because most OTR drivers carried the same cunty-holier-than-thou attitude you display. You're a fucking ape. Companies like Mercedes are making you obsolete. So you'll have to kill your prostitutes the old fashion way, by kidnapping them in some piece of shit sedan.



Did I fuck your wife? Do I have a little red headed bastard running around that you've been raising?

Much like the one he plunges into the hookers torso, so he can maintain his erection and properly blow his load, while driving for Gary Ridgway Trucking.


At the end of the day, he is instantly replaceable by some piece of shit white trash that jerks off to Smokey and the Bandit, or an Indian that smells like a bowl of chicken curry took a shit and forgot to bathe in 3 months.



I'm sure your wife comes out a lot, and gets slayed constantly while you're out of town. I've heard some of her best work is while she's on her back.

AYOOOOOOO!

Maybe in for the gang-bang on Qik's old lady. I don't think I want to fuck a wildabeast right now.

[Nash B.]

Good job, Sean. Now I'm not sure if the dead hookers bit is a joke or based on actual events.

[Gasser64]

Good god yall. Can we not have some manner of civility in this thread about whores?

[BradM]

man that's hurtful. You need to work on your cutdown skills. Goodnight faggots

I'm just trying to be as funny as you are. I think I'm spot on. Which is, not funny at all.

[ELVIS]

Good lord Sean. Fuckin bullseye! This fucker is raging!!! Haha

God bless.