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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    Apparently my moon shot landed in the upper deck of Bleeding Vagina Field.

    right?! This fucking guy is hauling 80k lbs of butthurt.


    LMFAO! Are you living in 2008? I sold my portion of the business and am currently becoming an educated man, Mr. Ringo. Sadly, I pimp a Honda. Not near as nice as your white trash fantasy on wheels with a microwave. And I drove when I had to, hired out hotshotters the rest of the time because most OTR drivers carried the same cunty-holier-than-thou attitude you display. You're a fucking ape. Companies like Mercedes are making you obsolete. So you'll have to kill your prostitutes the old fashion way, by kidnapping them in some piece of shit sedan.



    Did I fuck your wife? Do I have a little red headed bastard running around that you've been raising?

    Much like the one he plunges into the hookers torso, so he can maintain his erection and properly blow his load, while driving for Gary Ridgway Trucking.


    At the end of the day, he is instantly replaceable by some piece of shit white trash that jerks off to Smokey and the Bandit, or an Indian that smells like a bowl of chicken curry took a shit and forgot to bathe in 3 months.



    I'm sure your wife comes out a lot, and gets slayed constantly while you're out of town. I've heard some of her best work is while she's on her back.
    Cccccombo Boosh

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    • #47
      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
      ChooChooo? FreightTrain, is that you?
      How's your felony?

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      • #48
        Sean's a true Internet warrior! A real man would say it to your face

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        • #49
          Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
          How's your felony?
          How's your asshole?

          Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
          Sean's a true Internet warrior! A real man woyld say it to your face
          lololololol! You gonna turn into an internet badass now? Just ask Cannon what happened when he tried that shit.

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          • #50
            That was fartcannon or rexcannon or something, there are a few cannon's here and 2 or 3 of them are cool.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
              That was fartcannon or rexcannon or something, there are a few cannon's here and 2 or 3 of them are cool.
              It was the meathead with the Eagle Globe and Anchor as his profile picture. Lemme see if I can find it.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
                Sean's a true Internet warrior! A real man would say it to your face
                Here comes the challenge to meet up and square off. I will not cater to your latent homosexual desires. And I damn sure won't hop in your truck and run the risk of my asshole being defiled after the life leaves my body.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                  Here comes the challenge to meet up and square off. I will not cater to your latent homosexual desires. And I damn sure won't hop in your truck and run the risk of my asshole being defiled after the life leaves my body.
                  Careful dude, he might try to suck your dick.

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                  • #54
                    What prompted all this?
                    Originally posted by davbrucas
                    I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                    Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                    You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                      Careful dude, he might try to suck your dick.
                      Pull his best Sasha Grey on me. And since a truckers 2 d favorite past time is eating shitty food, I bet his gag reflex was gone by mile 47.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        Pull his best Sasha Grey on me.
                        I don't think he could hold you down long enough for full nelson anal.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                          What prompted all this?
                          I seriously don't know. Qik46 has not been #teamSean88gt for some time. So I made the comment on page one about him and a lot lizard deep kissing after the Mayflower Moving driver filled her mouth with shame. And then he took us in the mind of a trucker/serial killer/super cereal guy that now wants to suck my dick.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
                            How's your felony?
                            He committed a felony?
                            WH

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                            • #59
                              whatever it is, it has to be a new record to twist someone up that fast. one post and he went full retard.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
                                How's your felony?
                                As worn out as your old lady's vagina after a night with Sean. Any more questions?
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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