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    In ancient England, people could not have sex without the King's permission.

    To have a baby, they were supposed to get the King's consent.

    They were then given a card to hang on their door while having sex, which read as: "Fornication Under Consent of King" (FUCK).

    So the word 'Fuck' came into existence..!

    Anybody knew about this...??

  • #2
    Sounds like it was definitely time for that king to meet with an... early retirement.


    Assassination.
    WH

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    • #3
      Originally posted by houstondallas View Post
      In ancient England, people could not have sex without the King's permission.

      To have a baby, they were supposed to get the King's consent.

      They were then given a card to hang on their door while having sex, which read as: "Fornication Under Consent of King" (FUCK).

      So the word 'Fuck' came into existence..!

      Anybody knew about this...??
      I thought it was For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, but that could have just come from Sir Hagar.

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      • #4
        I posted a while back about SHIT being Store High In Transit, regarding shipping cow/pig manure in the bowels of a ship to keep it from getting wet.

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        • #5
          You know this is bullshit right? Please tell me you do.
          Originally posted by lincolnboy
          After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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          • #6
            Don't forget about the spice girls.

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            • #7
              Is this the joke forum??

              God bless.
              It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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              • #8
                It is now
                WH

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
                  It is now
                  All it took was Post#2.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
                    All it took was Post#2.
                    heh heh heh...

                    yep
                    WH

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                    • #11
                      So how did it converted to a type of nonFucking ex: fuck you stupid.

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                      • #12
                        Haha. So if the word fuck came to be the same as the word sex, then how did they change the meaning to tell someone off.

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                        • #13
                          It just makes sense!

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                          • #14
                            'I read it on the Internet so it must be true'.
                            Token Split Tail

                            Originally posted by slow99
                            Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                            Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                            You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                            • #15
                              This is not true. Its supposed to be for replenishing troop numbers after wars. Which is why usually wars stopped for about 10-20 years
                              First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.

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