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  • Lol!!

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    • Proof pics are not valid without a "Go Fuck Yourself, Denny" sign in them. A can of Dr Pepper works well too.

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      • Originally posted by Denny View Post
        Proof pics are not valid without a "Go Fuck Yourself, Denny" sign in them. A can of Dr Pepper works well too.
        Most of us have a whole folder of those photos, ya know, just in case.
        "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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        • So now, in the middle of a gun battle, we need to unlock our phone, activate the video, grab a nearby Dr Pepper can, run over, set it next to one or two of the active shooters. Maybe get a selfie. Then, when the police arrive, stash it up someone's rear?

          Sorry. Got it for next time thou.
          2004 Z06 Commemorative Ed.

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          • Lmao!
            Ded

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            • Le boosh?

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              • Originally posted by mschmoyer View Post
                So now, in the middle of a gun battle, we need to unlock our phone, activate the video, grab a nearby Dr Pepper can, run over, set it next to one or two of the active shooters. Maybe get a selfie. Then, when the police arrive, stash it up someone's rear?

                Sorry. Got it for next time thou.
                Well, you're making it sound more like a chore than an adventure.

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                • Originally posted by Denny View Post
                  Well, you're making it sound more like a chore than an adventure.
                  Not to mention the fact that he left out the part about making a quill pen from the freshly acquired right wing feather of a Red Tailed Hawk, and then, on a piece of the finest parchment available, carefully penning "Copulate with thine self, Master Dennis."
                  "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                  • Originally posted by lowthreeohz View Post
                    LMAO!

                    and yes, i have an affinity for stuffing handycams in my poopshoot.
                    Really? Got plans for the weekend? No? I will be right over.
                    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                    • better believe that gay sex will be the best you ever fucking had.

                      it will change you.

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                      • SVO buttfucked guys in the '80s.
                        Ded

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                          • Originally posted by jammeejamm View Post
                            better believe that gay sex will be the best you ever fucking had.

                            it will change you.
                            I will have to take your word for it. I was just being facetious.
                            Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                            • Originally posted by jammeejamm View Post
                              better believe that gay sex will be the best you ever fucking had.

                              it will change you.
                              u wot m8?

                              Pretty sure this thread took a hard turn off to the uncomfortable and awkward.
                              Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

                              Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."

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                              • looking back. maybe:

                                better believe that that gay sex will be the best you ever fucking had.

                                it will change you.

                                would have not made me look so gay. bummer.

                                explaining a joke is lame anyways.

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