got some horrible news at the hospital today.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I went to the ER at 3am, was in surgery by 9am. They told me mine was within hours of rupturing. It had gotten so bad that it had caused a pretty nasty case of pancreatitis. After surgery, they kept me for 4 & 1/2 days. They wanted to keep me for another day or two, but I begged my way out. I was ORDERED not to do a damn thing for two weeks, then very light duty for two more.
Eating a meal s kind of roulette 8 years later. Greasy and/or spicy foods is a guaranteed express ticket to squirtsville. Anything else is generally ok.

I've had that problem for years. I didn't even go to cici's, partially because it's not very good and because I need to dump everything I just are before leaving.

[68RR]

I've been lucky so far.. 5 years now... . I've had a couple problems. Yes, extremely greasy food does go thru rather quick..I can't eat the same amount of food. If I eat too much-yeesh!! Try eating small portions more frequent and you should be ok. You should be feeling better pretty quick. The worse part of my recovery was getting rid of the gas they used to blow up my gut.

[Captain Crawfish]

Offended for him? I only hire competent uber drives.

I imagine it's tough to find people that would actually work for you.

[JC316]

My mom had hers out a few years ago. The stomach distress vanished after a few months and she is good now.

[Shaggin Wagon]

You know, you can't really tell this board had aged one bit.

[Nash B.]

Any questions, drop me a bm

kinky

[Broncojohnny]

I still have mine but if I eat something real greasy my ass turns into a mud sprayer. People who can go eat something like some fried catfish with french fries and hush puppies really amaze me. If I ate something like that, it would be like someone put a lit stick of dynamite in my ass. What amazes me about the human body is that some people eat like that at every meal.

[68RR]

kinky

lol!!!

[Denny]

I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat spicy and/or greasy foods. I think that is all I eat these days. It drives my wife crazy.

[Sean88gt]

I imagine it's tough to find people that would actually work for you.

Ha! You would be surprised. I'll need a secretary in a few years, so I'll keep your info on hand.

[johnboy]

Last year I had pancreatitis for 3 weeks. Went to emergency room twice, both times I was told it was a stomach virus. It sucked. I lost twenty pounds. Finally on the third trip I was properly diagnosed and put on water diet. As soon as the pain subsided they took my gall bladder. The theory was a gallstone passed into the pancreas. It took a while to relearn what I can and can't eat. Now I'm back to eating like I was before with no side effects. My doctor tells me that I am one of the lucky ones to not have any problems.
Good luck with your surgery and just take your time and experiment with small amounts of food to see what you can tolerate.
Oh yeah, they go thru your belly button with the camera and that pain will suck for a long time. That's why you can't drive. Standing up, sitting down, anytime you use your abs is really going to hurt. The pain meds didn't do shit for me.

[black2002ls]

Some have a problem with the bowels, some don't. After mine was removed, I shit logs! Some have problems with fats as that makes ya go. I've been fortunate in that no side effects, eat anything without problems, and haven't suffered from loose bowels. Any questions, drop me a pm

I award you all of my internets for the day for the proper usage of loose.
I see so many people on facebook and elsewhere think it is lose.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Last year I had pancreatitis for 3 weeks. Went to emergency room twice, both times I was told it was a stomach virus. It sucked. I lost twenty pounds. Finally on the third trip I was properly diagnosed and put on water diet. As soon as the pain subsided they took my gall bladder. The theory was a gallstone passed into the pancreas. It took a while to relearn what I can and can't eat. Now I'm back to eating like I was before with no side effects. My doctor tells me that I am one of the lucky ones to not have any problems.
Good luck with your surgery and just take your time and experiment with small amounts of food to see what you can tolerate.
Oh yeah, they go thru your belly button with the camera and that pain will suck for a long time. That's why you can't drive. Standing up, sitting down, anytime you use your abs is really going to hurt. The pain meds didn't do shit for me.

Yeah, the belly button incision is pretty painful.

[racrguy]

I imagine it's tough to find people that would actually work for you.

You sure do get bent out of shape about shit people say when they weren't even talking to you. Have your head shoved too far in your own ass? There's a procedure for that.

[Sean88gt]

You sure do get bent out of shape about shit people say when they weren't even talking to you. Have your head shoved too far in your own ass? There's a procedure for that.

Not when he's biting on the intestines so hard.