What would you do?

[svauto-erotic855]

So the stalking part is fine, but her having a halfrican is the deal breaker?

Stalking has a legal definition and I got nowhere near crossing that line and would not have done so no matter what. I don't have your morals but I do have morals of my own and they do not allow for harassing women.

[Nash B.]

Stalking has a legal definition and I got nowhere near crossing that line and would not have done so no matter what. I don't have your morals but I do have morals of my own and they do not allow for harassing women.

[Tremor14]

You guys also missed the part where he found out who also owned the house. In my experience that involves a trip downtown to public records to browse properties, which took some damned effort.

I think he was at GE's house

[svauto-erotic855]

No, you just have a habit of trying to one-up every story you hear.

I only add my 2 cents if I can relate to the story and don't comment on many that I see.

How is this one upping anyway? He found himself a hot piece of 1 degree pussy and I found a steroided up white girl with a bit of a man face.

[chronical]

1. Shirt obviously shrunk in dryer
2. Bottom soles of shoes too dirty
3. Not centered when pushing cart
4. Not photogenic, picture blurred

2/10 would not do

[GE]

Why you snoopin' on me like dat?

[Mike]

Fucking weirdo.

[Rick Modena]

Fucking weirdo.

lol.

[CWO]

lol

Not sure what the problem is. I routinely snap blurry pictures of women without their knowledge, follow them home, check the registration on their car, and run a check on their house.

Like you guys have never done that

[jluv]

I only add my 2 cents if I can relate to the story and don't comment on many that I see.

How is this one upping anyway? He found himself a hot piece of 1 degree pussy and I found a steroided up white girl with a bit of a man face.

It's one-upping because you came into the thread about something totally off the wall to proclaim that you not only did the same thing, but you did it first, and better.

Every now and then people will have stories that work out that way, but no one does it near as often as you.

And what's worse is that I'm sure most of us don't believe 1/10th of your stories, so you just look pathetic trying to fit in or stand out. Heaven forbid someone else get attention (good or bad) without you getting some, too. Are you 12? You might actually have a cool story to tell one day that is 100% legit, and no one is going to take it seriously.

[Venom]

not a closer.

[mustang_revival]

LOL. I guess you guys have no curiosity or adventure in you anymore.

I was waiting on the PIIHB comment. I guess I mis-judged how times have changed.

Perhaps you should chose a healthier way to indulge your curiosity or adventure.

Urban Dictionary definition of If you are a stalker revolves around if SHE would find you attractive enough to want your attention.


Top Definition
stalker
It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee.

HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.
by Colin Robertson November 12, 2005

[Mike]

Your posting style reminds me of someone that left the old board.

Plaxico FTW!

I've got him on my team and have been quite happy so far.

Tied with Moss in TD's coming into this week and Top-10 in yardage. That decision is pretty easy in my eyes.

Hopefully you made the right decision because Steve Smith has 8 catches for only 68 yards right now and no TD's.

Make that a final on the USC/Stanford game with the Cardinal getting the 'W'

LSU just scored so make that 17-14 Florida.

Watching the next episode preview you can see the following:

Doc vs. Kye Kelly - Kye Kelly wins after Doc has a MASSIVE nitrous backfire about 1/2 way through the run

Chief vs. Mike Murillo - Chief appears to beat him by about a car or so

No idea on the rest.

Nah?

[BMCSean]

Now that is stalking, Denny!!

[BMCSean]

That's what I'm stalking about!