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  • #61
    I have a kink for body builder bitches and ran into one at the post office about 3 years ago who was going into melt down shit fit mode trying to deal with some A-hole handling the passport stuff so I figured that I should not try to talk to her there. Like you I got her plate number and did a little cyber stalking. I managed to bump into her one day and had her convinced that I had met her in high school and asked her out. She jumped at the chance and we went out a few times. All was going well until I met her 1 year old mixed baby and that is a deal breaker for me. I told my brother about her and he told me to never tell anyone this story, ever.

    The moral of this story is to let you know that it can be done if you are a crazy mother fucking nut job.
    Last edited by svauto-erotic855; 05-06-2015, 09:31 PM.
    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by svo855 View Post
      ... if you are a crazy mother fucking nut job.
      You'll get no objections on that one.
      Originally posted by davbrucas
      I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

      Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

      You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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      • #63
        This guy?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Denny View Post
          This guy?
          This guy.
          2012 GT500

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          • #65
            So the stalking part is fine, but her having a halfrican is the deal breaker?
            ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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            • #66
              You guys also missed the part where he found out who also owned the house. In my experience that involves a trip downtown to public records to browse properties, which took some damned effort.
              I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


              Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                You guys also missed the part where he found out who also owned the house. In my experience that involves a trip downtown to public records to browse properties, which took some damned effort.
                Nah, just go online to the appraisal district's database.

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                • #68
                  What can I say. Gals like the one that I mentioned are too rare to not go all out for.

                  I must admit that I do have an odd habit of writing down plate numbers and other details in a small note pad of just about everyone that I met. Must have picked that up form my dad when he was still in LE.
                  Last edited by svauto-erotic855; 05-06-2015, 09:50 PM.
                  Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                    You guys also missed the part where he found out who also owned the house. In my experience that involves a trip downtown to public records to browse properties, which took some damned effort.
                    County appraisal site.
                    Originally posted by davbrucas
                    I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                    Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                    You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                      What can I say. Gals like the one that I mentioned are too rare to not go all out for.

                      I must admit that I do have an odd habit of writing down plate numbers and other details in a small note pad of just about everyone that I met. Must have picked that up for my dad when he was still in LE.
                      No, you just have a habit of trying to one-up every story you hear.
                      I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                      Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                        No, you just have a habit of trying to one-up every story you hear.
                        He's so cool and so nice......He's just like us
                        2012 GT500

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Denny View Post
                          Nah, just go online to the appraisal district's database.
                          Didn't know that stuff was available online. Good to know, thanks.
                          I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                          Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                            No, you just have a habit of trying to one-up every story you hear.
                            You've just been out-whataburgered.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by YALE View Post
                              So the stalking part is fine, but her having a halfrican is the deal breaker?
                              Standards, bro.
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                              • #75
                                Of course SVO stalked first.
                                .

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