Neighbor parking issues.

[FunFordCobra]

Or that little dude at the end of episode 3 of DareDeveil

Haha nerd.

[Tremor14]

Just put a banana in his tailpipe.

[mustang1200]

Just put a banana in his tailpipe.

I'm not falling for no banana in the tailpipe.

[The King]

Petty stuff at first. Skunk cover scent poured at the base of the windshield, loosening every lug nut, and draining the oil out of the dif and transfer case. After that I would start doing some serious harm.

If I wanted to be direct I would call the dude out for a fight. The "Petty" stuff could be things that did not need a human hand to happen and the results are fun to watch. I have gone both routes in my time including the things that I described but not for something as minor as a parking dispute.

Your "petty stuff" detailed above does however need a human hand to happen, which you indeed claimed you would do for something as "minor" as this parking dispute. You're stumbling all over your own internet BS here, punkin'.

[cool cat]

Just put a banana in his tailpipe.

How many banana's would it take to fill up a tailpipe in a brodozer, 15?

[racrguy]

If I wanted to be direct I would call the dude out for a fight. The "Petty" stuff could be things that did not need a human hand to happen and the results are fun to watch. I have gone both routes in my time including the things that I described but not for something as minor as a parking dispute.

If someone gets injured because you loosened up their lug nuts you're responsible. Fatality crash? Congrats bruh, you get murder/manslaughter.

Edit: What kinda bitch fucks with someone's car? I don't see a problem with someone putting nails in their lawn so that said offender gets a nice dose if they don't act right, but it's a bit fucked up to do ACTUAL harm to someone's property.

[slow99]

If someone gets injured because you loosened up their lug nuts you're responsible. Fatality crash? Congrats bruh, you get murder/manslaughter.

The prosecutor sees 172 LSAT score and runs and hides.

[The King]

If someone gets injured because you loosened up their lug nuts you're responsible. Fatality crash? Congrats bruh, you get murder/manslaughter.

Edit: What kinda bitch fucks with someone's car? I don't see a problem with someone putting nails in their lawn so that said offender gets a nice dose if they don't act right, but it's a bit fucked up to do ACTUAL harm to someone's property.

A wanna-be risk-taker/#1 internet blowhard.

[0393gt]

For the nails project I would get a 1x6x3or4 feet, drive some 6 inch nails through it, pull up the grass, cover board. That would probably be the best way to insure they penetrate.

[Captain Crawfish]

How many banana's would it take to fill up a tailpipe in a brodozer, 15?

That's when you upsize to a grapefruit!

[Captain Crawfish]

Update yard was mowed and now bro Dozer is moved across street between two other homes along with the other truck they have. So now two trucks in the drive and two more out in the street. I'm sure the other neighbors are gonna grow tired of that shit eventually.

[Captain Crawfish]

For the nails project I would get a 1x6x3or4 feet, drive some 6 inch nails through it, pull up the grass, cover board. That would probably be the best way to insure they penetrate.

Once I fix the rut this wknd I'm gonna see what happens. I'm only fixing it once then its nail time. I think my across street neighbor got tired of backing into his truck. It was right behind his driveway. Either way they have 5 cars for a 4 bed home. It's a big sausage fest over there with too many fucking cars.

[The King]

For the nails project I would get a 1x6x3or4 feet, drive some 6 inch nails through it, pull up the grass, cover board. That would probably be the best way to insure they penetrate.

An old guy in East Texas (in Frosts neck of the woods) told me he did that as a means of coyote control for his dairy ranch. Placed wood with nails driven through, dipped in arsenic or something along those lines, and placed it on the nearby levees that the coyotes used for a highway.

[racrguy]

Once I fix the rut this wknd I'm gonna see what happens. I'm only fixing it once then its nail time. I think my across street neighbor got tired of backing into his truck. It was right behind his driveway. Either way they have 5 cars for a 4 bed home. It's a big sausage fest over there with too many fucking cars.

There are 5 cars at my place and it's a 3br. It's not the amount of cars, it's the assholes that park all in the way.

[The King]

There are 5 cars at my place and it's a 3br. It's not the amount of cars, it's the assholes that park all in the way.

We have five cars in our household as well, and manage to park them all just fine and in nobodys way. Granted it does help to have a garage not so filled with junk so that 2 cars can be parked within.