flammer flammer flammer

[Juiced4v]

This place has not lost it's touch!

[Denny]

You're a joke.

Yes Sir

Don't just lay down and say that! Tell him you're gonna meet up at Jack In The Box at 3am to shove your side skirts up his ass and secure them with your hood pins.

[War Machine]

Cobraman is a soldier

[bluecollar]

Dude you've got me rolling

gotta do something to keep myself entertained today.

[Moose242]

Closed? Lame.

[95DRGT]

I thought it needed under body neon lights to really set it off

[Chili]

Closed? Lame.

Only because he kept deleting it.. That's the only way to stop him from doing so.

[Probie]

At least he ditched the sig

[Strychnine]

They should be at our beck and call

for all intense and purposes that is funny.

So, just FYI...

Noun

beck and call

(idiomatic) Summons and control, in a position of servitude or as an attendant.

He had a small fleet of waiters and servants at his beck and call.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/beck_and_call

Beckon call

The phrase at [one’s] beckon call is an eggcorn derived from a mishearing of the at [one’s] beck and call, which means freely available or ready to comply. The mistaken phrase is sort of understandable because someone who is at your beck and call is ready to be beckoned. Still, attentive readers are liable to see beckon call as wrong.

http://grammarist.com/eggcorns/beckon-call/

BECK AND CALL

This is a fine example of what linguists call “popular etymology.” People don’t understand the origins of a word or expression and make one up based on what seems logical to them. “Beck” is just an old shortened version of “beckon.” If you are at people’s beck and call it means they can summon you whenever they want: either by gesture (beck) or speech (call).

http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/beckon.html

[Denny]

Bacon all?

[71chevellejohn]

in tents and porpoises

[bluecollar]

Get out of here with all that knowledge droppin Strychnine!

Denny, wharz memes?

[Denny]

[Shaggin Wagon]

Bacon all?

YES!

in tents and porpoises

I made love to some porpises one time in a tent, it was a flippin' good time...

[Probie]

This shit is getting intents