Paul Haggis vs. The Church of Scientology

[jdgregory84]

Scientology is just some shit that a single guy made up.

That is a little different than Christianity that started with the ideas of one person but was built upon by the scriptures of outside people that had interactions with Jesus. Jesus didn't write any of the scriptures as far as I know, granted my knowledge is quite limited.

Meanwhile, back in California, L. Ron Dipshit Hubbard actually wrote every sacred scripture of Scientology. Probably while he was sitting around his house, stoned out of his fucking mind, in boxers, scratching his balls. Seriously, read the article, when you get to the high levels of Scientology you are actually permitted to go read these sacred scriptures, in a secret room at the church and they are handwritten on notebook paper. I wonder if they have orange Cheeto marks on them too? Semen stains? Balls sweat? Give me a fucking break.

Scientology is to religion what rat shit is to Rice Krispies. I can honestly make up a better religion than L. Ron Hubbard did. Read some of his books, they suck, no wonder his made up religion sucks ass too.

I'm just wondering how many morons are Scientologists because their favorite actor or actress is? It seems pretty consistent to me, that it's just another religion for people that don't want to think for themselves, no matter how outlandish the claims are of that religion. I mean, does anybody remember the thesbians at their highschool? While a select few were normal, most were fucking nutjobs back then, too.

"Dumb dumbdumb dumbdum dumdum."

[Broncojohnny]

I'm just wondering how many morons are Scientologists because their favorite actor or actress is? It seems pretty consistent to me, that it's just another religion for people that don't want to think for themselves, no matter how outlandish the claims are of that religion. I mean, does anybody remember the thesbians at their highschool? While a select few were normal, most were fucking nutjobs back then, too.

"Dumb dumbdumb dumbdum dumdum."

I don't remember any "thesbians" but I do remember the lesbians and think of them often...

[OreoStang]

Dude, Southpark broke this news a few years ago.

THis is true