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  • #16
    Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
    Tubes tied! Much less affect on her than some guy cutting into your sack will have on you.
    This is positively false. Tying a chick's tubes is far, FAR more invasive than a vasectomy. It is also exponentially harder for them to recover from it.

    Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
    I say you're no longer a man if you don't blow something outa your pee hole when its time for that to happen.
    Dear god... You don't stop producing jizz, fucktard. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by bonnie&clyde View Post
      That's what the fuck im talking about but the wife is bitching about them changing her hormones...
      Educate yourself, Bonnie.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
        I say you're no longer a man if you don't blow something outa your pee hole when its time for that to happen.
        Jesus. What a fucking moron.
        Imprisoned inside this mind, hiding behind the empty smiles.....

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        • #19
          Having been cut open down there for a torsion surgery I can tell you it sucks, but not that bad.
          Originally posted by lincolnboy
          After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
            Jesus. What a fucking moron.
            I would say you're a complete idiot for not being able to recognize silly comments posted just for their humor value, but eh, what would be the point.
            WH

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
              I would say you're a complete idiot for not being able to recognize silly comments posted just for their humor value, but eh, what would be the point.
              Originally posted by lincolnboy
              After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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              • #22
                It is far better to unload the gun than it is to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                  It is far better to unload the gun than it is to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
                  So much irony with dochtr above you
                  2012 GT500

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
                    So much irony with dochtr above you
                    Kinda what I was thinking. And like this whole site isn't about stupid jokes and half assed attempts at humor anyways
                    WH

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                    • #25
                      When I got mine done last year, the doctor asked who my insurance was with and then offered to knock my ass out. Next day, I went in, got put out and then was doped up for about 24 hours. It's not bad afterwards. Move slowly and keep things from hitting the boys and you're golden. My stitches took a couple weeks to dissolve and the pain was gone within about 3 days.
                      I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                      • #26
                        I got a hematoma after my vasectomy that was huge and hurt like a bitch. Good luck...
                        You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by bonnie&clyde View Post
                          Any good recommendations?? Pulling the plug
                          Dick Chopp in Austin, Tx

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by KCHAR View Post
                            Man, would a lookit that joke!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
                              Tubes tied! Much less affect on her than some guy cutting into your sack will have on you. I say you're no longer a man if you don't blow something outa your pee hole when its time for that to happen.
                              This is a joke?

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                              • #30
                                I think its safe to say that it is, since it references stuff blowing out of your pee hole.
                                WH

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