Unchained dog chasing me

[racrguy]

^^^
Yes.

First punch is everything, if you don't stun a muthufucker with the first hit, so you can dole out an ass kickin, it will be you that gets your ass kicked. Same with a mangy, filthy ass dog, kick that muthufucker right in the neck with everything you've got, patnah.

LOL, I even said it aloud with a Georgia black woman's attitude thrown in for good measure.

To the rest of you:

[sdun]

I had a medium lab looking dog jump on my Boston Terrier in the yard. I tried to kick that mf about 3 times and looked like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Damn near fell down. Finally grabbed the big stainless food bowl and KOd that sob. It was like he had eyes in the back of his head and knew when to dodge me. Easier said than done.

[War Machine]

^^^
Yes.

First punch is everything, if you don't stun a muthufucker with the first hit, so you can dole out an ass kickin, it will be you that gets your ass kicked. Same with a mangy, filthy ass dog, kick that muthufucker right in the neck with everything you've got, patnah.

exactly, go on the offensive. Make his ass scared to jog around the neighborhood

[jewozzy]

I had a medium lab looking dog jump on my Boston Terrier in the yard. I tried to kick that mf about 3 times and looked like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Damn near fell down. Finally grabbed the big stainless food bowl and KOd that sob. It was like he had eyes in the back of his head and knew when to dodge me. Easier said than done.

for the record ive had a lot of dogs come after me and havent successfully kicked one yet. so dont feel too bad...

[Tremor14]

what i picture

[LANTIRN]

I'm glad there are so many cops out on the streets who have no idea what the actual laws are they are enforcing.

It is reassuring, isn't it?

[SSMAN]

Wasp spray with 30' range

[91CoupeMike]

Maybe the dog is just wanting attention, and chasing you is his way of playing. Scaring you is probably amusing, lol.

Walk up. Stand still and I bet you he just barks and gets bored. If he bites the shit out of you, well then you'll know he's not playing around.

[GeorgeG.]

I'm just here for the entertainment...lots of good one liners in here.

[jtm98snake]

My uncle is a lineman, and uses wasp spray. He says it will melt the hair off a dog (I don't know how accurate that is). It would break my heart to do it, but fuck getting bitten.

This! Back in the day I was a lineman and wasp sprayed many a dog that came after me. Fill a dog's eyes and mouth full of wasp spray and they change their direction pretty quick. Although I can't say I've ever seen it melt hair off any dogs.

[juiceweezl]

This thread delivers, and I will read again. I'm still waiting for video of the next dog encounter.

[Tremor14]

how the OP feels:



what its really like:

[dsrtuckteezy]

^^ lol

[Ncrowe]

Bear Mace, I'd use Bear Mace. Probably good for the dog, maybe a little fun for you...a real win-win.

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[CexMashean]

I can't remember what harrisontx said before he deleted it after the dog vids, but I don't remember it being anything worth deleting.