Unchained dog chasing me

[UserX]

Sound like a great excuse to stop running.

Or motivation to run faster

[LANTIRN]

Pepper spray or expandable baton.

Last time I checked it is illegal for a civilian to carry an expandable baton off his own property in Texas.


Edit: yep, illegal to carry a club.

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.46.htm

[KBScobravert]

Drive up to the house and lay on the horn until the homeowner comes out. Give 1 fair warning after you ask them to solve the problem. After that mace/gun, fielder's choice.

[Forever_frost]

Yell "Stop resisting" and dump 20 rounds into the guy's house while you 'aim' at the dog.

[Broncojohnny]

Pepper spray, you'll do the dog a favor too, he will probably stop the chasing after he gets a taste.

[yellowstang]

this is probably a much more reasonable option vs. mine

Combo move, pepper spray the fucker, then kick it.

[Trip McNeely]

Anti-Aircraft gun would do the trick.

[line-em-up]

Carry a one of these with you and lay into him when he gets too close.

http://www.lowes.com/pd_43821-261-436517_0__?productId=3042000

Maybe dress it up with some sharp wood screws on the receiving end.

[phaux]

Pepper spray, pepper spray foam, taser, just a few ideas. When animal control can't be reached the police are to be contacted in regards to agressive\dangerous animals, though, I'm not sure that would end too well for the pitbull...

[03mustangdude]

Mail the homeowner a letter saying the next time the dog follows you you will defend yourself up to and including beating the shit out of the mut.

[TX_Snake]

Call the cops. After that, if the dog continues to be a problem, use whatever force is necessary to protect yourself. Use of force escalation, remember, goal is not to kill, but to stop the attack.

[Sean88gt]

Call the cops. After that, if the dog continues to be a problem, use whatever force is necessary to protect yourself. Use of force escalation, remember, goal is not to kill, but to stop the attack.

Yep, fuck animal control, they are worthless.

Another option, let it bite you, and collect.

[03trubluGT]

Last time I checked it is illegal for a civilian to carry an expandable baton off his own property in Texas.


Edit: yep, illegal to carry a club.
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.u.../htm/PE.46.htm

So is a bat, walking stick, golf club, etc. But you see people walking with them every day akd cops don't do a thing.

Spirit of the law, not letter of the law.

[91CoupeMike]

So is a bat, walking stick, golf club, etc. But you see people walking with them every day akd cops don't do a thing.

Spirit of the law, not letter of the law.

Haha, the General spirit of the law would be to fuck the citizen any way possible.

[LANTIRN]

Haha, the General spirit of the law would be to fuck the citizen any way possible.

That would seem to be the case.