Bachelor party time!

[Unicorn Jeff]

So I've been wanting to go to top golf, so we're going to go do that for my bachelor party on Feb 7th. I believe we're going to go to the one in The Colony and we'll probably go get a bite to eat before or after. I know a lot of you ugly bastards here so if you want to come hang out and have some fun you're all more than welcome to come out.

No, we're not going to any strip clubs. I've been there done that so many times that I'm burned out and don't give a flying fuck about them

[bcoop]

No, we're not going to any strip clubs. The wife to be said if there were strip clubs, there would be no wedding.

Ftfy

[HECDOGGIE]

WOAH.... mines the same day !

Ill be up at Texhoma though.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Ftfy

While that MIGHT be true... it's the gods honest truth.

[Unicorn Jeff]

WOAH.... mines the same day !

Ill be up at Texhoma though.

Nice brotha!

[Craizie]

Any hookers and blow available?

[mstng86]

I am pretty sure strippers are mobile.

[1carcrazyguy]

No, we're not going to any strip clubs. I've been there done that so many times that I'm burned out and don't give a flying fuck about them

Sounds like a Boy Scout meeting not a bachelor party.

[krazy kris]

Lamest bachelor party ever!

[Ruffdaddy]

Nobody just gets tired of strip clubs. But people do get whipped into saying they are by their chick.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Didn't know Top Golf was that lame. Oh well

[bird_dog0347]

You and Hector need to STOP that shit now... there's likely more divorces on this site than marriages. I'm getting divorced and I implore you both to listen to reason, if you're hell bent on getting married, PRE-NUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Unicorn Jeff]

You and Hector need to STOP that shit now... there's likely more divorces on this site than marriages. I'm getting divorced and I implore you both to listen to reason, if you're hell bent on getting married, PRE-NUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL I don't have shit so it's all good!

[Craizie]

She can't take half of nothing. On an unrelated note I hear accidental discharges happen all the time while cleaning firearms.

[bird_dog0347]

You WILL obtain shit, even if she cheats and you have kids, you'll get fucked