Hey guys, Backpage isn't safe anymore.

[ceyko]

We better focus on this first before legalizing pot, may get lazy after pot is legalized.

[Baron Von Crowder]

The hell it ain't legal. I'm paying for it everytime I go out with a chick. I'm paying for dinner. I'm paying for her drinks. I'm paying for a movie. I'm paying for whatever we do that night. And I haven't been arrested yet even though my wallet gets robbed everytime

And thus, the conundrum. If you cut the bullshit, call it what it is, it's illegal.

Bottom line, it's bartering for a service.

[TeeShock]

He must be a noob. Money on the table, bitches be able.

[YALE]

He must be a noob. Money on the table, bitches be able.

The only two things I've never seen before...

[lowthreeohz]

The only two things I've never seen before...

A UFO and a bitch I need?

[Snatch Napkin]

The girls are checked, but are the customers checked? Whats the time period between tests and results? Can you guarantee that no sexual intercourse with anyone took place during the time period waiting for tests? Who are the women banging outside of their job, and are they using protection? What's the gap between testing periods?

Too much shit going around today to take that kind of risk anymore.

Dude...

Bars, church, and family reunions are the top place to hook up with chicks without Internet.

All possibilities have the lowest level of inhibitions possible.

Make prostitution legal so it can have some semblance of regulation.

[YALE]

A UFO and a ho that wouldn't go?

Fixed.

[lowthreeohz]

I went all Jim Jones when I should have project pat'd.

[War Machine]

The fuck is he doing? He can afford to shop on seeking arrangement.

That place real? I thought it was fake. Shit, I'll sign up tomorrow

[UserX]

family reunions are the top place to hook up with chicks.

Wait... What?!

Bhenchod?

[YALE]

That place real? I thought it was fake. Shit, I'll sign up tomorrow

Player, that shit is real. I already told my old lady, if she ever leaves, I'm replacing her with contract labor. I don't have the patience or the time to train another one.

[War Machine]

Player, that shit is real. I already told my old lady, if she ever leaves, I'm replacing her with contract labor. I don't have the patience or the time to train another one.

!!!!


christmas in January

[Frank]

They ought to have a loyalty card club where you have to have regular testing just like the porn stars. Each time you do business with a certain escort, she carries a hole punch and punches your card. After 10, you get a free BJ. I have a whole comedy sketch in my head on it.

[VaderTT]

Dem hoes ain't loyal.

[Sean88gt]

Most STD's can be cured pretty easy. And herpes? It doesn't seem like it would be anymore irritating than getting bitches at for nonsense. If I could take a pill to calm flare ups when the woman is raging, life would be sweet.