Next door neighbor continuously blocks mailbox..what can I do?

[Binky]

Prolly has a wound up rubber band with a paddle wheel.

[GrayStangGT]

Open a jar of Bill's Catfish Bait and hide it in the car.

[mstng86]

Open a jar of Bill's Catfish Bait and hide it in the car.

yup. a dead fish can go a long way under a seat

[Sean88gt]

There is an author named George Hayduke, he wrote several books such as Screw Unto Others, etc., that provide harmless tips to fuck with people.

Things like getting nasty smelling cheese and mashing it into the radiator so it melts and the fan carries the smell everywhere. There was one where he described taking chicken guts and placing them in a sealed Tupperware container and tossing them under the seat of a car. They begin to ferment and will pop the lid at some point, especially down here, and bake unto everything. The smell of rotted flesh will consume the car.

[FastFox]

Korean Kemshee (Spelling?) Just pour it out in the carpet, and then close the door. Be better to wait for a warm day. Cat shit works good too.

[fitzwell]

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com

off to find Al Sharptons address.....

[YALE]

Korean Kemshee (Spelling?) Just pour it out in the carpet, and then close the door. Be better to wait for a warm day. Cat shit works good too.

Kimchi

[YALE]

off to find Al Sharptons address.....

I didn't even think about politicians I don't like! Fuck yeah!

[Sean88gt]

Kimchi

Deep shit?

[BradM]

A lot of automatic cars have a lockout button next to the shifter that allows you to take them out of park without a key/brake. Not sure on the Dodges specifically... but something like this:

Shit, if you can do this, roll that bitch into the center of the road.

[mstng86]

Shit, if you can do this, roll that bitch into the center of the road.

Its a dodge, more than likely it is always stuck in park.

[krazy kris]

Just pour baby powder in the vents turn the blower all the way up and instant white pire. I did this to an old boss I had.

[Joe Wiecked]

People bag on HOAs, but this crap wouldn't happen in my neighborhood.

Happened in my old HOA all the time. One of the reasons I wanted out. They would park a boat in front of the mailbox. HOA rules were you could not store a boat in the neighborhood. Not even in your own driveway. They just paid the HOA fine every month as it was cheaper than paying for storage. It changed when I pushed the boat to get it rolling and it continued to roll until it hit a curb.

Take pictures to document the time it is there so you have justification to show it has been over 2 days. Also check your local laws to see if you have the 48 hour law. Most cities do. Then start showing up to every city council meeting to complain how they are not enforcing the law. They will take care of it just to shut you up if nothing else.

[jluv]

http://www.lintonlabels.com/noparkingstickers/parkingviolationlabels.html

[BP]

Just pour baby powder in the vents turn the blower all the way up and instant white pire. I did this to an old boss I had.

Parmesan cheese in the passenger side of the cowl works pretty good as well and you can do it from the outside!

If it's closer to spring time you can smear honey in some inconspicuous places and if you're lucky some wasps or bees will start a nest there. Or do it near the battery and they might end up with fire ants. It's on the driver's side in the front.

Or you could just dump a ton of bird seed in your yard and all around the car. Since the car is blocking them from the road you'll have dozens of birds there all day.