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  • #91
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
    I thought shooting off a load and throwing up at the same time were impossible?
    Nah, but you might pull your prostate.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by papapepper View Post
      BINGO!!!! I found one of them!

      Nikki Gray (gcandygirl06)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


      I had to google... Name plus city and a few came up. It's not a very common name so probably why I could find her.
      Invite sent...

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      • #93
        Man, most of mine have been negatives... the only real positives that stand out were graduating boot camp and making the deans list the first time after deciding to finally put forth an effort at school.

        The negatives would have to be seeing my 2 best friends die.

        The first was on St. Patty's 2000, and I was following my friend. He wasn't going real fast, maybe 45 or so, but took a turn a little wide, went in to a pretty deep ditch, came out hard and his door met a tree at full force. I tried to get him out but his legs were pinned, so I tried CPR in the car but he was dead on impact. Having to go back to his house without him, and having to explain what happened to his mom and little brother while covered in his blood was pretty rough.

        My other buddy died in a bike wreck, August 6th 2007 because he was drunk and dicking around in traffic, and hit a van at about 80. I had seen him on the road about 5 minutes (one major intersection) before it happened. When I got the call, another friend told me "you need to come to the hospital" - I knew it was Mike. I figured he was just hurt again, but just as I got there, they stopped efforts to try and bring him back. When his mom - the sweetest old lady imaginable - got there, she just asked me... "Is he dead?"... just broke my heart. Then seeing his 2 year old daughter in the waiting room was just as bad...

        I need a pick me up now...

        Oh - I guess when I got hit by a drunk driver on Christmas a few years back and coming out unscratched was a good one, and seeing him stumble through his sobriety tests, and him complaining about having to take a shit the whole time was pretty funny. It was really funny when he said, "I'm telling you I have to take a SH... oh, damn it... God DAMN IT!" just before they had to put him in the car.
        Last edited by clevelandkid; 02-08-2011, 02:25 PM.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
          If this is true and you are not bullshitting, I will consider you the winner of this thread.

          Well I found one of the chicks myspace page... She hasn't been on since 2007 though LOL.

          Maybe this is proof of the other chick?

          hi5 makes it easy to meet and socialize with new people through games, shared interests, friend suggestions, browsing profiles, and much more.


          It says Garland, Tx. 24 years old. Sounds about right. No profile picture though.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Denny View Post
            Invite sent...
            ? Lulz. You should bring it up... still til this day I never told them I was a virgin.

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            • #96
              I didn't shoot off my first time either, and we went for about 15 minutes. The second time though... cream-pie city (same girl, btw)

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                I thought shooting off a load and throwing up at the same time were impossible?
                It pulls a vacuum on your soul.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                  Well I found one of the chicks myspace page... She hasn't been on since 2007 though LOL.

                  Maybe this is proof of the other chick?

                  hi5 makes it easy to meet and socialize with new people through games, shared interests, friend suggestions, browsing profiles, and much more.


                  It says Garland, Tx. 24 years old. Sounds about right. No profile picture though.
                  Invite sent too...

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                    BINGO!!!! I found one of them!

                    Nikki Gray (gcandygirl06)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


                    I had to google... Name plus city and a few came up. It's not a very common name so probably why I could find her.
                    Post a pic here, myspace is blocked from my work. Gracias!

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                    • Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                      It pulls a vacuum on your soul.
                      Kind of like a chick playing the rusty trombone?
                      Originally posted by racrguy
                      What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                      Originally posted by racrguy
                      Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                      • Originally posted by Cannon88 View Post
                        Post a pic here, myspace is blocked from my work. Gracias!
                        Here you go.


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                        • Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                          Kind of like a chick playing the rusty trombone?
                          Very similar. It seems to be a tug of war between your testicles and your better judgement saying "well, that was rough but we gave it the old college try and managed to drop several billion potential kids on her face"

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                          • Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                            Here you go.


                            One chick has insane eyes, the other is customer service.

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                            • 2 chicks, zero boobs.

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                              • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                                2 chicks, zero boobs.
                                Nikki is the chick on the left... I don't have an idea who the other chick is.

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