Epic Moments In Your Life...

[Sean88gt]

Kind of like a chick playing the rusty trombone?

Very similar. It seems to be a tug of war between your testicles and your better judgement saying "well, that was rough but we gave it the old college try and managed to drop several billion potential kids on her face"

[papapepper]

Post a pic here, myspace is blocked from my work. Gracias!

Here you go.

[Broncojohnny]

It pulls a vacuum on your soul.

Kind of like a chick playing the rusty trombone?

[Cannon88]

BINGO!!!! I found one of them!

http://www.myspace.com/gcandygirl06

I had to google... Name plus city and a few came up. It's not a very common name so probably why I could find her.

Post a pic here, myspace is blocked from my work. Gracias!

[Denny]

Well I found one of the chicks myspace page... She hasn't been on since 2007 though LOL.

Maybe this is proof of the other chick?

http://hi5.com/friend/p2779121--Tina--html

It says Garland, Tx. 24 years old. Sounds about right. No profile picture though.

Invite sent too...

[Sean88gt]

I thought shooting off a load and throwing up at the same time were impossible?

It pulls a vacuum on your soul.

[GSRGuy94]

I didn't shoot off my first time either, and we went for about 15 minutes. The second time though... cream-pie city (same girl, btw)

[papapepper]

Invite sent...

? Lulz. You should bring it up... still til this day I never told them I was a virgin.

[papapepper]

If this is true and you are not bullshitting, I will consider you the winner of this thread.

Well I found one of the chicks myspace page... She hasn't been on since 2007 though LOL.

Maybe this is proof of the other chick?

http://hi5.com/friend/p2779121--Tina--html

It says Garland, Tx. 24 years old. Sounds about right. No profile picture though.

[clevelandkid]

Man, most of mine have been negatives... the only real positives that stand out were graduating boot camp and making the deans list the first time after deciding to finally put forth an effort at school.

The negatives would have to be seeing my 2 best friends die.

The first was on St. Patty's 2000, and I was following my friend. He wasn't going real fast, maybe 45 or so, but took a turn a little wide, went in to a pretty deep ditch, came out hard and his door met a tree at full force. I tried to get him out but his legs were pinned, so I tried CPR in the car but he was dead on impact. Having to go back to his house without him, and having to explain what happened to his mom and little brother while covered in his blood was pretty rough.

My other buddy died in a bike wreck, August 6th 2007 because he was drunk and dicking around in traffic, and hit a van at about 80. I had seen him on the road about 5 minutes (one major intersection) before it happened. When I got the call, another friend told me "you need to come to the hospital" - I knew it was Mike. I figured he was just hurt again, but just as I got there, they stopped efforts to try and bring him back. When his mom - the sweetest old lady imaginable - got there, she just asked me... "Is he dead?"... just broke my heart. Then seeing his 2 year old daughter in the waiting room was just as bad...

I need a pick me up now...

Oh - I guess when I got hit by a drunk driver on Christmas a few years back and coming out unscratched was a good one, and seeing him stumble through his sobriety tests, and him complaining about having to take a shit the whole time was pretty funny. It was really funny when he said, "I'm telling you I have to take a SH... oh, damn it... God DAMN IT!" just before they had to put him in the car.

[Denny]

BINGO!!!! I found one of them!

http://www.myspace.com/gcandygirl06

I had to google... Name plus city and a few came up. It's not a very common name so probably why I could find her.

Invite sent...

[Denny]

I thought shooting off a load and throwing up at the same time were impossible?

Nah, but you might pull your prostate.

[mstng86]

BINGO!!!! I found one of them!

http://www.myspace.com/gcandygirl06

I had to google... Name plus city and a few came up. It's not a very common name so probably why I could find her.

She sure does like her head shots.


Damn, I haven't been on myspace in YEARS.

[bcoop]

Yeah everything was going great.... Then word got out and everything turned. Phew I wasn't even thinking about rape LOL I was a freshman and they we're both juniors.

Pretty sad. Many friendships were ruined, lives were ruined, etc. All because some sluts didn't want the whole student body knowing what a big cum guzzling gutter whore they really were. Little did they know, everyone already knew how big of a whore they were.

This happened SEVERAL times.

[Broncojohnny]

I thought shooting off a load and throwing up at the same time were impossible?