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  • #31
    Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
    Stress from finals, combined with adderall (I was prescribed) and 2 big ass redbulls.

    I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I was getting stabbed in the chest repeatedly with a knife, so I went to the hospital. They asked me how much cocaine I had done, and when I said "none" they got in my face and said they really needed to know how much. It took several back and forths for them to finally believe me.

    Wish I had a cooler story to tell, maybe something that started off with "so these two hookers were snorting coke off of my junk..." but hey, wadaya gonna do.
    I drank 8 red bulls one night, I couldn't sleep because my heart was beating too loud.

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    • #32
      The first time my eyes saw vagina, the first time my fingers felt vagina, the first time lips tasted vagina, the first time my penis touched vagina... I think you get the idea.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
        I drank 8 red bulls one night, I couldn't sleep because my heart was beating too loud.
        That stuff is bad shit-



        "Red Bull pulled in Germany after cocaine test "
        Originally posted by lincolnboy
        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
          That stuff is bad shit-



          "Red Bull pulled in Germany after cocaine test "
          It says red bull cola, isn't that the coke-like drink they made? I haven't seen that stuff anywhere in a while now that I think about it.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
            It says red bull cola, isn't that the coke-like drink they made? I haven't seen that stuff anywhere in a while now that I think about it.
            Yeah, I used to like that stuff. Then it gave me a heart attack.

            Come to think of it, I probably could have sued somebody. Oh well.
            Originally posted by lincolnboy
            After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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            • #36
              Most epic is the day my kiddos were born.

              One moment that comes up often in my mind and reminds me how trivial a lot of shit is...one day in Iraq (as a Civilian)...1 a rocket hit near the shitter I was going to use and 2 I was still close to it, but that basic training stuff paid off. Lot of shrapnel holes all over the place, but not in me. After my ears quit ringing I smoked about 20 cigarettes and was glad to be alive. All other explosions and such after that seem minor, even a car bomb once...

              I'd imagine the troops get used to it as even i did. However, that one was a REALLY close call for me. There was an AF guy in the shitter I was GOING to use - he used his noodle and broke the seat hitting the deck. Saved his life too since a concrete barrier blocked everything low. There were about 5 or so holes where his head would've/could've been otherwise.
              Originally posted by MR EDD
              U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by ceyko View Post
                Most epic is the day my kiddos were born.

                One moment that comes up often in my mind and reminds me how trivial a lot of shit is...one day in Iraq (as a Civilian)...1 a rocket hit near the shitter I was going to use and 2 I was still close to it, but that basic training stuff paid off. Lot of shrapnel holes all over the place, but not in me. After my ears quit ringing I smoked about 20 cigarettes and was glad to be alive. All other explosions and such after that seem minor, even a car bomb once...

                I'd imagine the troops get used to it as even i did. However, that one was a REALLY close call for me. There was an AF guy in the shitter I was GOING to use - he used his noodle and broke the seat hitting the deck. Saved his life too since a concrete barrier blocked everything low. There were about 5 or so holes where his head would've/could've been otherwise.
                Incoming rounds are the greatest cure for constipation in the history of mankind.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Denny View Post
                  <----Epicless
                  you do have that whole blasian thing going for you
                  1971 Ford Torino - Time to go bigger and better.

                  2011 F150 Limited - Stock with a 6.2

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                  • #39
                    I would have to say getting married, and the day I got my fish (submarine warfare qualification pin) would be at the top of my list.
                    04 2.6 KB'd Cobra!

                    Originally posted by Sean88gt
                    There is something about her that just makes my dick completely take over any thought process. If Russell Brand were on top of her, I'd fuck him just to say I pushed a dick inside of her.

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                    • #40
                      I'd say the first time I was shot at, followed closely by the first time I had to take a life. Nothing was ever the same after those 20 seconds.

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                      • #41
                        I know it'd be hard to deal with, but better for you to take theirs and you still be here, than the other way around.
                        04 2.6 KB'd Cobra!

                        Originally posted by Sean88gt
                        There is something about her that just makes my dick completely take over any thought process. If Russell Brand were on top of her, I'd fuck him just to say I pushed a dick inside of her.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Dave View Post
                          I'd say the first time I was shot at, followed closely by the first time I had to take a life. Nothing was ever the same after those 20 seconds.
                          combat? LEO?

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                          • #43
                            I have quite a few. The day I met my wife, wedding day, kids births, the day I got the call that my best friend was killed in Iraq, the day I called my dad while he was in Singapore to tell him my grandfather died, burying my dad's new explorer in 3' of mud with aforementioned best friend on federal wetlands, selling my house in a period of financial struggle and many others. I remember a lot from the time I was little until now that have shaped the path I'm on.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                              I have quite a few. The day I met my wife, wedding day, kids births, the day I got the call that my best friend was killed in Iraq, the day I called my dad while he was in Singapore to tell him my grandfather died, burying my dad's new explorer in 3' of mud with aforementioned best friend on federal wetlands, selling my house in a period of financial struggle and many others. I remember a lot from the time I was little until now that have shaped the path I'm on.
                              damn. you have quite a bit of life experience under your belt bro...

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                              • #45
                                Well, for most of the world, the day I was born!

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