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    Wtf. When you chase it, it's completely gone off the planet. But once you are happy and just go out to have a beer, it's all in your lap
    Last edited by BlackSnake; 12-28-2014, 02:48 AM.
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    It's probably better this way. The last thing you need is some Neo Nazi kids chasing you out of Wal-Mart because you disrespected their grandma.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
      It's probably better this way. The last thing you need is some Neo Nazi kids chasing you out of Wal-Mart because you disrespected their grandma.
      lmfao! Truth!
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      • #4
        This is a little disturbing coming from a seventy two year old.

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        • #5
          Lmfao
          Originally posted by talisman
          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
          Originally posted by AdamLX
          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          Because fuck you, that's why
          Originally posted by 80coupe
          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
          Originally posted by Rick Modena
          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
          Originally posted by Jester
          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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          • #6
            It's because when you're chasing it...you go to the places that you think are cool and that you think will have girls.

            But when you have a girl, you get her input into places to go as well.

            The biggest mistake many guys make is asking the other guys where they're going. For this reason, always ask the ladies where they hang out.

            There are a lot of other reasons as well...bit that's the one that'll actually help.

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            • #7
              When the 48 year old land whale waitress at the Waffle House winked at you she just wanted a bigger tip. That doesn't mean there is anything that might be "in your lap". Except possibly three kids with no dad and full blown AIDS.
              Originally posted by racrguy
              What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
              Originally posted by racrguy
              Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                When the 48 year old land whale waitress at the Waffle House winked at you she just wanted a bigger tip. That doesn't mean there is anything that might be "in your lap". Except possibly three kids with no dad and full blown AIDS.
                I love waffle house. I always go there if I'm feeling down or depressed. Just being able to watch all the poor bastards coming in and out perks me up in minutes. I think " my life isn't so bad!"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Craizie View Post
                  I love waffle house. I always go there if I'm feeling down or depressed. Just being able to watch all the poor bastards coming in and out perks me up in minutes. I think " my life isn't so bad!"
                  They're probably thinking the same thing looking at you!
                  .

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
                    They're probably thinking the same thing looking at you!
                    It's a win-win!


                    You smart ass mother fucker!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                      It's because when you're chasing it...you go to the places that you think are cool and that you think will have girls.

                      But when you have a girl, you get her input into places to go as well.

                      The biggest mistake many guys make is asking the other guys where they're going. For this reason, always ask the ladies where they hang out.

                      There are a lot of other reasons as well...bit that's the one that'll actually help.
                      Yep. Chicks dig guys that hang out at nail salons and the shoe dept at Dillard's. If those are slow, you can make your way over to the tampon aisle and creep on bitches there.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jluv View Post
                        Yep. Chicks dig guys that hang out at nail salons and the shoe dept at Dillard's. If those are slow, you can make your way over to the tampon aisle and creep on bitches there.
                        Pretty much exactly what I had in mind. You must pull chick's like crazy!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BlackSnake View Post
                          Wtf. When you chase it, it's completely gone off the planet. But once you are happy and just go out to have a beer, it's all in your lap

                          The truth!! You and I are just a few years apart, and it's kinda funny how things worked out. Guess their old man either croaked or he picked up a younger one. A lot of blue hairs out there today that are in pretty good shape!
                          Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.

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                          • #14
                            i prefer milf shopping in the afternoon at target and Kroger.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                              Pretty much exactly what I had in mind. You must pull chick's like crazy!
                              I get laid every time I walk into a Bath and Body Works. It's like shooting fish in a barrel, except they smell way better than fish.

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