So this punk ass kid

[Turd]

I did however have a really big bobcat or a small mountain lion checking me out on my walk back to 4 wheeler. He started hissing at me with two of his friends roaring. I puffed my peacock tail back at them while doing a handstand on the beach and got onto my 4wheeler. Then they had the nerve to intercept my channel and starting talking to me on my motorola 2way as they chased me through the woods. Long story short I lured them to CircuitCity and showed them who is boss and have my feet on a lionskin rug as I type this! $$$POOOOOO$POOOOOO$$$$$

*fixed

[krazy kris]

*fixed

Epic

[zora04]

A damn elephant digging bones from 8 years past. :

Elephants dig? WTF?? How? Tusks? I need more info on this.

[JP135]

Elephants dig? WTF?? How? Tusks? I need more info on this.

Best post in this thread so far.

[BlackSnake]

*fixed

Lol. If I only had thought quicker.

[BlackSnake]

Stick a gun in his face, I am too old for this shit, lol

Had one

I learned a long time ago if you are in a bar an a 150 lb kid is is mouthing off to you, you can bet 6 of his buddies are moving into position. Best to move on

Truth. And usually a mouthy kid doesn't get under my skin this way. But he was gonna fight right then and there. I defused him long enough to think about his actions by telling him I'm going out side. He followed me for a bit. Not sure when he turned away. All I could think is I'm about to throw down or I might get lucky and a cop be outside. I felt commited after telling him to shut his mouth.

[zora04]

Had one


Truth. And usually a mouthy kid doesn't get under my skin this way. But he was gonna fight right then and there. I defused him long enough to think about his actions by telling him I'm going out side. He followed me for a bit. Not sure when he turned away. All I could think is I'm about to throw down or I might get lucky and a cop be outside. I felt commited after telling him to shut his mouth.

So what about the elephant thing? I can't find anything on the internet.

[BlackSnake]

So what about the elephant thing? I can't find anything on the internet.

Lol. Elephants have long term memories.

[Forever_frost]

Lol. Elephants have long term memories.

Which is the opposite of me. Everyone should have a memory like mine..

[krazy kris]

Hell my memory is about as short as my pecker, but I'll still argue my side for an hour.