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  • Ummm

    This forum post was thought out long and hard or this person is in dire need of help.

    From: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/78236225/1/0

    I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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    Yale just had an aneurysm
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #3
      Reading stuff like that makes me go coma toast.

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      • #4
        I lost it at petal stool.

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        • #5
          That's pretty hilarious.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
            Yale just had an aneurysm
            I literally can't read that. After, "hole-heartedly," it just looks like Tamil.
            ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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            • #7
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              I lost it at petal stool.
              I can't tell you how many times a month I read "brake petal", "silinoid", or "pedastool" on the diesel forums...
              http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                I can't tell you how many times a month I read "brake petal", "silinoid", or "pedastool" on the diesel forums...
                Silly noid

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                  I can't tell you how many times a month I read "brake petal", "silinoid", or "pedastool" on the diesel forums...

                  I had a tech at Carmax that used to spell motor "mouter." Made my fucking brain crawl every time I read it.

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                  • #10
                    I cringed at "hole-heartedly," and stopped after "doubles advocate." This is one of those times when spell-check actually hurts more than it helps.

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                    • #11
                      He must not be a Dfwmustanger. How could he forget irregardless, congradulations, and Lewis Derrick.

                      the period where a question mark belongs is intentional, assholes! and so is the capitalization. and run-on sentence.
                      When the government pays, the government controls.

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                      • #12
                        it is a doggy dog world

                        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            I especially like:

                            it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.
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                            In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync
                            "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
                              He must not be a Dfwmustanger. How could he forget irregardless, congradulations, and Lewis Derrick.

                              the period where a question mark belongs is intentional, assholes! and so is the capitalization. and run-on sentence.
                              And Mr. meaner.

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