man to be eaten by anaconda

[DON SVO]

It's gonna be like the shitty shark week episodes that are 'real' but are completely fucking fake. I firmly expect him to be in a "snake-like" contraption that's "just like being inside of a snake". A fucking fleshlight.

[jluv]

I was under the impression that a snake can't eat a human head first because of the shoulders?

They eat everything head first. They don't eat humans, as a rule. Not saying it's never happened, but it's extremely rare.

Aren't they constrictors? Would they even eat a live animal/human?

It definitely would not eat him alive. They constrict and hold to make sure there is no life left, and then they eat. This whole things is bs.

It's gonna be like the shitty shark week episodes that are 'real' but are completely fucking fake. I firmly expect him to be in a "snake-like" contraption that's "just like being inside of a snake". A fucking fleshlight.

I'm thinking the same thing. The whole thing is fake. Way too many problems with this whole idea.

A full grown human man with a bulky suit on is not going to be on the menu for even the largest of snakes. If you fuck with it enough, it will bite and it will constrict, and then it will leave your dead ass laying there.

It won't eat before killing. That suit wouldn't save him from constriction.

Even if he did somehow get inside, he's not getting in and back out without hurting the snake. They can and do regurgitate under stress, but it's a bad deal. Their teeth angle sharply backwards to keep things going one direction. A large meal coming back out will literally rip the teeth out and that causes pain and infection. The jaws can get fucked up and not to back in place. The whole event would be traumatizing at best and might kill the snake on the spot.

There's no way they would do this in real life.

And it's fucking stupid to even make a bullshit show about it.

[LANTIRN]

It's gonna be like the shitty shark week episodes that are 'real' but are completely fucking fake. I firmly expect him to be in a "snake-like" contraption that's "just like being inside of a snake". A fucking fleshlight.

The fake shark and mermaid shows are exactly what I thought about when I first read about this somewhere else. However him being in a suit doesn't sound like a fake documentary they have been doing. It does sound like a simulation that won't be realistic, but it has my attention enough that I want to see what the hell they are really doing and so I will at least watch the rerun.

[91CoupeMike]

It's gonna be like the shitty shark week episodes that are 'real' but are completely fucking fake. I firmly expect him to be in a "snake-like" contraption that's "just like being inside of a snake". A fucking fleshlight.

Have yall seen the suit? I don't see a snake eating it:

[Baba Ganoush]

Even with my limited knowledge of snakes, I am sure of one thing: it won't be worth watching, like most other programming on that channel.

[DON SVO]

Have yall seen the suit? I don't see a snake eating it:

[Rick Modena]

^^^

lmao!

[Denny]

Well, that was a worthless crock of shit!!! It should have been called "Bitten on the Helmet" rather than "Eaten Alive."

[jluv]

The whole thing was faked and it was filmed like a reenactment.

And hell, the idea was so absurd from the beginning that they couldn't even fake it.

[KBScobravert]

Aaaaand, delete that from the DVR without even watching

[LANTIRN]

I didn't watch it. What happened?

[Sean88gt]

I didn't watch it. What happened?

I'm going to really stretch and say...

Well, that was a worthless crock of shit!!! It should have been called "Bitten on the Helmet" rather than "Eaten Alive."

...nothing.

[jw33]

The snake wasn't hungry.

[jdgregory84]

Was it like the fake mermaid documentary?

[Wicked98Snake]

I thought when they were in the jungle looking for the snake was cool but once i realized they weren't going to catch one over 20 feet if felt robbed. In the end they ended up trying to get a snake that was already in captivity to eat him, they should have just said that from the begining and made it a half hour show.