You know how you're whole body tenses up when you're in the motion to vomit, think of that feeling while taking a shit. Follow that feeling with horrendous shitting pain sprinkled with cold sweats. 45 minutes worth of that will scar me into not eating at the cafeteria at work for a long time.
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Originally posted by jasone View Posti took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.
Pain pills hurted me two. Atleast i didnt have it that bad to have surgery but it was bad.
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Only when they have 4 eyes... Otherwise I don't have any issues."Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776
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Originally posted by jasone View Posti took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.
If a dump requires surgery to reassemble a butthole, it likely won't be topped.Originally posted by MR EDDU defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.
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Originally posted by orphan Shelby View PostGot two dogs on meds that havent shit for three days. I think they will be able to relate when its time.Originally posted by Da PrezFuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!Originally posted by VETTKLR
Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1
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