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  • #16
    This reminds me of a quote from one the 21st century's great philosophers:

    "You cant make a hoe a housewife" - Dr Dre.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #17
      I wonder if it was born already full sized?

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      • #18
        Felicitaciones!
        "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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        • #19
          sluts.
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          • #20
            No pics or videos...no care.
            sigpic

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            • #21
              Originally posted by racrgay View Post

              Triflin' ass hoes...
              lmfao!
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #22
                I'm hung like a dwarf!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  I wonder if it was born already full sized?
                  Yep, just walked out.
                  .

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    I wonder if it was born already full sized?
                    Like a reverse Benjamin Button? Giant baby that shrinks?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BradM View Post
                      Like a reverse Benjamin Button? Giant baby that shrinks?
                      Or... wait you know what I mean!

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                      • #26
                        Well hung midget for the win. Will she go after the Midget for child support?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Mike View Post
                          I'm hung like a dwarf!
                          You're a minillato?

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                          • #28
                            "So I guess we should talk about this?"

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                              • #30
                                That was awkward to find that out.
                                class joke
                                {
                                private:
                                char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
                                double Peas, Carrots;
                                string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
                                };

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