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  • #16
    Originally posted by Magnus View Post
    It must have been real tough to not brag to your friends about that threesome you had with the gym coaches.


    Kids these days need to brag about everything. They think they're looking "cool" to friends. That jealous friend fucks them over.
    obviously, you never learned that skill.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #17
      But even the friends, why would they go tell? Maybe one of them tried to fuck the teachers too and when they got decided, then they told on them.

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      • #18
        The one on the right could use some more D.

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        • #19
          So, we know what the women look like, I wanna see what this kid looks like.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by racrguy View Post
            So, we know what the women look like, I wanna see what this kid looks like.
            you would, homo.
            "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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            • #21
              Originally posted by emg View Post
              But even the friends, why would they go tell? Maybe one of them tried to fuck the teachers too and when they got decided, then they told on them.
              All that the three of them have to do is deny the shit out of it and the tricycle rides on
              2012 GT500

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
                All that the three of them have to do is deny the shit out of it and the tricycle rides on
                not if there are text messages, or video, etc.
                "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                  you would, homo.
                  I already know what you look like, you dashing som'bitch.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                    I already know what you look like, you dashing som'bitch.
                    I've already told you, I wont have sex with you. Even after your gender reassignment, even if you bought a pair of awesome tits. It's not going to happen.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                      I've already told you, I wont have sex with you. Even after your gender reassignment, even if you bought a pair of awesome tits. It's not going to happen.
                      It's gonna happen.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                        not if there are text messages, or video, etc.
                        And as noted in other threads, kids these days leave a huge digital trail.
                        "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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                        • #27
                          [Napoleon Dynamite voice] luucky...[Napolian Dynomite voice]

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            It's gonna happen.
                            He's going to be a seriously ugly chick.
                            "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                            • #29
                              hell i don't know what to do with two girls and i'm sure at 16 it wouldn't be any better

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                                He's going to be a seriously ugly chick.
                                You're the one that's going to have sex with it.
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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