Buzzwords in business setting

[Nate]

I know we have all heard the normal list (feel free to add):
*Circle back
*table that discussion
*Kaizen
*lean six sigma

One my boss got into the vernacular here as a joke and it took off, is "dollarize". as in, "lets dollarize that project"

So I saw this thread on another message board and came across "Solutioneering". It is my goal to get this into our vernacular in the next 3 months.

What drives you nuts at your work?

[talisman]

Synergy!

[Nate]

And so it begins (got another guy on board with trolling the company)

Mark 10:42 AM
i just dropped it in with a conversation with palmore
Nathan 10:42 AM
*Excellent*
Mark 10:42 AM
he did a double take and said "is that a new word?" and i ignored him and continued with the conversation.

[Ruffdaddy]

Synergy, spearhead, circle back, to your point, and oh so many more

[Hmbre97]

Since pretty much everything outside of our dept at work is a fucking train wreck right now and no one has the balls/pull to get things fixed, our new buzz phrase for the past few months is "control the controllables". Just typing it makes me want to punch babies.

[jakesford]

Anything "cloud", hearing people that can barely turn on their iPhone say: "we are transitioning to cloud computing", "migration to analytics", etc. etc.

"Megatrends" - people love that one these days.

[Moose242]

Proactive, paradigm shifting.

[46Tbird]

Here are a few that are bouncing around in our decks.

net net
dimensionalize
paradigm
core competencies
big data
next gen
omnichannel
b2b
b2c
best of breed
enablement

[mstng86]

PDP
competencies
behavioral
employee engagement survey
Town Halls
diversity and inclusion

[BLAKE]

Enjoy:

http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/

[Chuck_Finley]

Replace tiles with words of your choosing and take it to your next meeting.

[Frank]

WTH is "Kaizen"?

A new one I heard lately was "marketecturing"

touchpoint
value-added
bestshore (trying to be clever as if to hide that its offshore)

[mstng86]

don't forget all about the acronyms

pdp
bau
BAC

[racrguy]

I'm glad I no longer work in an office environment where I have to deal with bullshit buzzwords.

[Baron Von Crowder]

At my last gig, I told my CEO to "quit making up words and speak English" while he was inserting his freshly googled buzzwords.