speeches

[Cobraman]

if it doesnt end with "thanks to the lame ass security, im going home" ...(drops mic.....).

then dont bother.

god bless.

Yes!

[slow99]

How many of ya have had the chance to say the best man speech.

I've said 2.

[idrivea4banger]

Open up with the poop story. End it with "now let's eating caking".

[SMKR]

How am i suppose to make a speech if my writing is not dfwmustang approved. I have three days to finish my best man speech. How short can i make the speech.

Honestly, I've made two as best man, and it's best if you have a few drinks, don't get hammered, but just say what you feel and keep it clean for the old folks sake. Don't be that guy either.

[ceyko]

Speech should end with "Tits or GTFO"

That's what I would do.

If blitzed...maybe.

[talisman]

I gave one this year. 375 words; probably took 3 or 4 minutes.
No jokes or teasing, really. Just kind words for my friends.

That was put together really well man.

[helosailor]

Open up with the poop story. End it with "now let's eating caking".

Speech should end with "Tits or GTFO"

That's what I would do.

If blitzed...maybe.

No, no, no. It should end with, "...hell, Lumburg fucked her."

[racrguy]

There has to be a making caking and/or Choo Choo reference somewhere.

[GE]

Be sure to video it.

[lincolnboy]

There has to be a making caking and/or Choo Choo reference somewhere.

There was goin to be cake weed balls my old lady was goin to make. Its not happening now.

[slow99]

That was put together really well man.

x2

[46Tbird]

End it with "now let's eating caking".

that shit cracked me up

[BERNIE MOSFET]

That was put together really well man.

Thanks!

[mardyn]

Short & sweet... nobody wants to hear what the Best Man has to say anyway...

and whatever you do: DON"T GET UP THERE AND READ WORDS OFF A PAPER.

My daughter was recently married and we had 200 people that had to suffer through
Maid of Honors and Best Men reading some kind of 15 minute manifesto & crappy toast they each had concocted.

It was fucking Torture for everybody in the room.

Short & Sweet and you'll be the Hero of the night.

mardyn

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Short & sweet... nobody wants to hear what the Best Man has to say anyway...

and whatever you do: DON"T GET UP THERE AND READ WORDS OFF A PAPER.

My daughter was recently married and we had 200 people that had to suffer through
Maid of Honors and Best Men reading some kind of 15 minute manifesto & crappy toast they each had concocted.

It was fucking Torture for everybody in the room.

Short & Sweet and you'll be the Hero of the night.

mardyn

I dunno. There's benefit to having the speech written down, even if it is poorly delivered.

Agreed that it must be short.