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Originally posted by Cooter View Postsocks...
there's nothing better than brand new socks. once my .22lr and cow skin rug investments mature, I plan to wear brand new socks every day and donate the others to goodwill
but in the mean time, I buy new socks every couple/few months... at least 6 pair. I buy the same exact socks every time. I only OWN that one particular brand/style.
My wife thought I was crazy when I started on my quest to only have ONE sock brand/style in my arsenal. It's been this way for about a year or so.
When the elastic on mine get over about 25% wider than a fresh one, they go in the trash.
I was reminded of my brilliance earlier when I was on the phone with a buddy, and he had a side bar with his wife and said, "If I can't find a fucking matching pair of socks, I'm going to burn this fucking house down."
I had a come to jesus talk with him about going to a single-sock system. When I do laundry, I don't have to waste a moment of my ever-shorter life trying to match up socks. I think he's on the path now.
My wife, on the other hand, I don't think owns two pair of socks that are identical. I think she might be retarded. She did marry me, so I guess that kinda makes sense
Yep, and if they are all the same, and one gets a hole, you now have an extra for next time you get a bad sock. Works for me.
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Originally posted by Chili View Post30 pair? Damn.. Do you wear multiple pairs in a day, or just not do laundry very often?
So the more I have, the less often I have to go buy new ones.
And yes, when I go out of town, I may only pack a few pair of jeans, but I have fresh t-shirts and socks for 2-3 days longer than my stay.
Everywhere I go I can do laundry, but FUCK getting stuck somehow without the ability to do laundry. A 3wk vacation = lotsa socks
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Originally posted by Cooter View PostI just don't like them getting whored out and all wizard-sleevey
So the more I have, the less often I have to go buy new ones.
And yes, when I go out of town, I may only pack a few pair of jeans, but I have fresh t-shirts and socks for 2-3 days longer than my stay.
Everywhere I go I can do laundry, but FUCK getting stuck somehow without the ability to do laundry. A 3wk vacation = lotsa socks
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My old lady will pair completely unrelated socks of mine together. Then she decided we just needed one big sock drawer with no socks matched. It is mind boggling. I have since staged a laundry coup, and have reorganized all this mess. She also wears mine when she's out of clean socks, and they always come back stained from her leather shoes, or else she's just wiping her ass with them.ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh
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Originally posted by YALE View PostMy old lady will pair completely unrelated socks of mine together. Then she decided we just needed one big sock drawer with no socks matched. It is mind boggling. I have since staged a laundry coup, and have reorganized all this mess. She also wears mine when she's out of clean socks, and they always come back stained from her leather shoes, or else she's just wiping her ass with them.Originally posted by PGreenCobraI can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!Originally posted by Trip McNeelyOriginally posted by dsrtuckteezydont downshift!!
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Originally posted by YALE View PostMy old lady will pair completely unrelated socks of mine together. Then she decided we just needed one big sock drawer with no socks matched. It is mind boggling. I have since staged a laundry coup, and have reorganized all this mess. She also wears mine when she's out of clean socks, and they always come back stained from her leather shoes, or else she's just wiping her ass with them."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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