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    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    Heard on the radio, if you go to Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate, you get a free glazed donut, if you are dressed like a pirate you get a dozen free glazed donuts.
    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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    • #3
      The price of casting dignity to the wind.

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      • #4
        Walk in any day and they will give you a free hot one when being made.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
          Heard on the radio, if you go to Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate, you get a free glazed donut, if you are dressed like a pirate you get a dozen free glazed donuts.
          They just opened a Krispy Kreme this week by my house. I couldn't believe people were camping in tents in the parking lot the night before the grand opening. And there has been a line down the street ever since. I wouldn't be surprised if i drove there now and saw people in pirate outfits.
          You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 01vnms4v View Post
            Walk in any day and they will give you a free hot one when being made.
            Hence, whenever you see a cop car hauling ass it's because the Krispy Kreme light is on.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DieselSmoke View Post
              They just opened a Krispy Kreme this week by my house. I couldn't believe people were camping in tents in the parking lot the night before the grand opening. And there has been a line down the street ever since. I wouldn't be surprised if i drove there now and saw people in pirate outfits.

              You have to live near Watauga. The fact that they had a long ass drive thru line after 10PM blew my mind.

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              • #8
                I thought KK was on the decline. Several have gone out of business. Guess I was proven wrong.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                  You have to live near Watauga. The fact that they had a long ass drive thru line after 10PM blew my mind.
                  Yeap, Heritage Trace…
                  You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                    You have to live near Watauga. The fact that they had a long ass drive thru line after 10PM blew my mind.
                    Originally posted by DieselSmoke View Post
                    Yeap, Heritage Trace…
                    Same here, fucking stupid. Damn donut and Dentist offices on every corner in Texas!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by yellowstang View Post
                      Same here, fucking stupid. Damn donut and Dentist offices on every corner in Texas!
                      Never mind all the vape shops on 377.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                        Never mind all the vape shops on 377.
                        But you can take a limo to one of them!

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                        • #13
                          What language do Somalians speak?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BradM View Post
                            What language do Somalians speak?
                            Broken English
                            "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                            • #15
                              Yaaargh!
                              Originally posted by talisman
                              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                              Originally posted by AdamLX
                              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              Because fuck you, that's why
                              Originally posted by 80coupe
                              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena
                              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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