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Heard on the radio, if you go to Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate, you get a free glazed donut, if you are dressed like a pirate you get a dozen free glazed donuts."Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776
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Originally posted by BlackGT View PostHeard on the radio, if you go to Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate, you get a free glazed donut, if you are dressed like a pirate you get a dozen free glazed donuts.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
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Originally posted by DieselSmoke View PostThey just opened a Krispy Kreme this week by my house. I couldn't believe people were camping in tents in the parking lot the night before the grand opening. And there has been a line down the street ever since. I wouldn't be surprised if i drove there now and saw people in pirate outfits.
You have to live near Watauga. The fact that they had a long ass drive thru line after 10PM blew my mind.
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Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View PostYou have to live near Watauga. The fact that they had a long ass drive thru line after 10PM blew my mind.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
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Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View PostYou have to live near Watauga. The fact that they had a long ass drive thru line after 10PM blew my mind.Originally posted by DieselSmoke View PostYeap, Heritage Trace…
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Originally posted by BradM View PostWhat language do Somalians speak?"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776
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Yaaargh!Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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