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    I was trapped in an elevator for about 30 minutes. I actually thought, while stepping in the elevator, it would be really shitty to get stuck in this thing. Then it hit the bottom and the doors never opened. The old guy that got me out was cool I guess. The only thing he really said was damn that thing is broke bad and its a good thing it didn't take out both elevators this time. Yea, won't be parking there again.

    Well, at least I got free parking for my trouble.

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    cool story bra
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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    • #3
      Ever seen the movie devil?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
        Ever seen the movie devil?
        Is that the m nightshamalalama movie?

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        • #5
          Would be a better story if you were claustrophobic.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
            Is that the m nightshamalalama movie?
            Yeah.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Skidmark View Post
              Would be a better story if you were claustrophobic.
              I never knew if I was. I guess I am not.

              But, I was in a bit of a panic before I got a hold of the emergency operator.

              Maybe it was just the comfort of knowing someone knows I am stuck.

              Sitting in a metal box in 20 degrees really is not as fun as you might think.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
                Ever seen the movie devil?
                this is the first thing that popped in to my head.....fuck a whole lot of that shit!

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                • #9
                  Did you decide who was the first to die in the event that it extended beyond 60min and people got hungry?

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                  • #10
                    Was Dolly Parton in there?
                    2015 F250 Platinum

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                      Did you decide who was the first to die in the event that it extended beyond 60min and people got hungry?
                      No, I was alone.

                      I couldn't fulfill my porn fantasy with a hot brunette.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        No, I was alone.

                        I couldn't fulfill my porn fantasy with a hot brunette.
                        Sorry to hear that.

                        How great would it be if you were stuck in there with a chick and just blurted out "Well....we might as well fuck, this could be the end"

                        Even better if the elevator was full or she was a nun.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                          Sorry to hear that.

                          How great would it be if you were stuck in there with a chick and just blurted out "Well....we might as well fuck, this could be the end"

                          Even better if the elevator was full or she was a nun.
                          I dunno man, a nun, that is taking it pretty far......up her anus maybe!!

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                          • #14
                            Now be honest......you know you cried and screamed like a little bitch for at least a few minutes didnt ya

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                            • #15
                              I would have shit on the floor in there and been like " uh yeah sorry I really had to go" That'll teach them to stick me in a broken elevator!
                              Originally posted by Nash B.
                              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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