Bachelor Party Recommendations

[Trip McNeely]

Wood drastically -- Wood 'drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth.' You got that from Vickers, 'Work in Essex County,' page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you...is that your thing? You come into a forum. You read some obscure passage and then pretend...you pawn it off as your own idea just to impress some Mustang idiots? See the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: don't do that. And two: You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a f----n' education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.

Yeah, but I will have the degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive thru on our way to a skiing trip.

[BLAKE]

Yeah, but I will have the degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive thru on our way to a skiing trip.

Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal. By the way if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just meet at JITB in 15 minutes and we could figure it out.

[Trip McNeely]

Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal. By the way if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just meet at JITB in 15 minutes and we could figure it out.

What is this? A citizens arrest? Blow me. Only one of us is a cop here Bill.

[BLAKE]

What is this? A citizens arrest? Blow me. Only one of us is a cop here Bill.

Would you shut the fuck up?

[Trip McNeely]

Would you shut the fuck up?

I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker.

[Craizie]

I don't know why I read y'alls back and forth as I've seen that movie countless times, but I did...

[BLAKE]

I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker.

They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!

[Trip McNeely]

They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!

Half the people who studied botany were hippies. I didn't like them. I've always been in it for the science.

[BLAKE]

LOL, sorry to break character on you, but this is awesome. I think we beat the bot!

[Trip McNeely]

LOL, sorry to break character on you, but this is awesome. I think we beat the bot!

haha like the old days. Except it wasn't Die Hard this time. lol

[BLAKE]

haha like the old days. Except it wasn't Die Hard this time. lol

Welcome to the party, pal!

[helosailor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksCk-Pf5tq0

Sweet fancy moses! Christmas came early this year, and it was this video.

[jw33]

Yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

[Mike]

They still married?