I don't have cable, and I've located the "Escape" channel on 23.3.... they show Forensic Files, Snapped, a few other murder mystery type shows, which I am fascinated by.
The thing is.... their sponsors consist of various law offices that will help you sue for complications resulting from....
A medication that "May have caused your teenage to develop full size female breasts" - WHAT THE FUCK?
Serious Complications caused by Transvaginal Mesh or a bladder sling
Or the manufacturer of whatever hip implant that has now been found to be defective...
Or they're trying to sell you
Lipozene, some fat blocking / reducing drug...
The "Spin Mop", which touts the genius of a trick mop setup with a centrifugal force drying mechanism, by threatening you with the alternative, which displays in graphic detail the frustrations resulting from having to wring the filthy thing out with your bare hands... all the while steadily increasing the volume of the commercial to at least 3 notches higher than what the programming was...
The thing is.... their sponsors consist of various law offices that will help you sue for complications resulting from....
A medication that "May have caused your teenage to develop full size female breasts" - WHAT THE FUCK?
Serious Complications caused by Transvaginal Mesh or a bladder sling
Or the manufacturer of whatever hip implant that has now been found to be defective...
Or they're trying to sell you
Lipozene, some fat blocking / reducing drug...
The "Spin Mop", which touts the genius of a trick mop setup with a centrifugal force drying mechanism, by threatening you with the alternative, which displays in graphic detail the frustrations resulting from having to wring the filthy thing out with your bare hands... all the while steadily increasing the volume of the commercial to at least 3 notches higher than what the programming was...
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