Seat reclining etiquette when flying???

[Baba Ganoush]

Last flight I took to El Paso, thank God it was short because someone around me had some horrible body odor. I gagged a few times and then turned on the fans and tried to point them in a way it would blow the smell back

The whole canned air thing is the worst part about flying IMO.

I was recently flying back from Boston and as I was picking a seat, I saw a very cute chick in business attire and lots of cleavage. So I decided to sit next to her to chat her up. Big mistake. She had apparently eaten road kill for lunch and smelled so, so bad. The little overhead fans didn't help at all. I held my breath for half that flight.

Flying is very uncomfortable nowadays, in all aspects. Unless you're flying charter or first class.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Ugh...that is the worst. Had one guy so big his fat was spilling over the armrest on to my side. He had to get a seat belt extension so he could buckle in for the flight. It was a full flight so I was stuck.

Not to get too off topic, but airlines should have a seat at the ticket counter and do people similarly to sizing carry on baggage. If your azz can't fit in the seat, you gotta buy two!

Yeah, my mom is a big girl, and she just buys two so she doesn't have to worry about anything.

[Cooter]

Ah so you're the reason why the next plane load of people were delayed due to a broken seat maintenance had to fix. Dumb fuck

The seat was fine, it just reclined better than the others

definitely not one of my shining moments. I'll accept your dumb fuck

[Cooter]

Yeah, my mom is a big girl, and she just buys two so she doesn't have to worry about anything.

pics?

[BERNIE MOSFET]

I was just slumming because my plane was being repainted.

lol. People who can afford to get their plane repainted don't pay for a seat on commercial. They pay for a whole damn airplane to themselves.

[2011GT]

The seat was fine, it just reclined better than the others

definitely not one of my shining moments. I'll accept your dumb fuck

I had to bust your chops because I was probably the pee on that fixed the seat haha.

[Cooter]

I had to bust your chops because I was probably the pee on that fixed the seat haha.

good times... it worked just fine. I have to imagine that if there was an issue that required grounding the plane that I would have heard about it

My head was pretty much in her lap! I'm sure it got fixed/limited/whatever at some point thereafter, but you can accept my apology for breaking it OR you can thank me for providing you something to do at work

[Big Dad]

http://www.newslinq.com/airline-passengers/

[talisman]

http://www.newslinq.com/airline-passengers/

Good lord.

[Cooter]

http://www.newslinq.com/airline-passengers/

fucking high-sterical!

meanwhile, this is pretty much me on every flight but with more liquor and less beer:



*edit... it won't post, but it's the dude that's passed the fuck out with a bunch of booze on his tray

[Sgt Beavis]

I won't recline on flights shorter than 2 hours. I just don't like to impose on others. I won't fly any airline that doesn't have enough space. I won't give Spirit the time of day. Normally I fly Southwest, Delta, or Virgin.

The boss gave me the OK to buy the upgraded economy class on airlines like Delta or Virgin since I'm 6'2". It doesn't hurt that I am historically one of the cheapest travelers on our team.

[Sgt Beavis]

I feel sorry for this guy.. Geez that sucks..

[Big Dad]

I feel sorry for this guy.. Geez that sucks..

Do you know who it is ?

[71chevellejohn]

lol. People who can afford to get their plane repainted don't pay for a seat on commercial. They pay for a whole damn airplane to themselves.

Sometimes you need to look and see how the rest of the world operates. It helps keep you grounded near reality.

On a side note, it's only getting repainted because the 2015s aren't out yet and buying another 2014 seems ridiculous.

[Cooter]

Sometimes you need to look and see how the rest of the world operates. It helps keep you grounded near reality.

On a side note, it's only getting repainted because the 2015s aren't out yet and buying another 2014 seems ridiculous.

both of my 14's are down for their first major PM

peasant problems