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  • #16
    Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
    I think I am going to take all the guards off of the bottom of the fridge, then use a can of compressed air to blast him out into the open, then use some Brake Clean and a lighter to show him what's up.
    Make sure to get video of that.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by cool cat View Post
      Make sure to get video of that.
      x2

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      • #18
        Originally posted by cool cat View Post
        Make sure to get video of that.
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        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
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        Because fuck you, that's why
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        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
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        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #19
          Stick some diatomaceous earth under there. If it'll kill roaches and bed bugs, it should kill crickets.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by cool cat View Post
            Make sure to get video of your house burning down.

            ftfy
            "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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            • #21
              Just set some glue Boards around The fridge for overnight.
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              Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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              • #22
                Pull the fridge out and step on him?

                Edit: Nah, fuck that, go ahead and spray a bunch of poison around where you store your food. It'll be great.

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                • #23
                  Well I shot underneath the fridge with a can of graphite lube since it emits a pretty good high octane burst of poisonous smelling stuff......

                  But all he did was get really high. He was quiet for about 20 minutes then was louder than ever.

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                  • #24
                    Rip "Crickie" 8-28-2014

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                    • #25
                      I would just the fridge out

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                      • #26
                        I'm out of town, but I got the details from my girl.... she can always tell a good story...


                        Crickie just became very brave..& whilst I honorably & respectfully did have a moment of indecision (he serenaded me EVERY night by HIS choice you understand)..I did finally decide to fly swat him.

                        He also did seem somewhat lethargic and maybe thus either was due to a lack of nutrients OR his kind is a nocturnal night dweller...however I chose to put us all out of any misery that might have been incurred due to his presence.

                        Red and I said a prayer preceding the paper towel burial at the dumpster just now. (We really did. Ha Ha!)
                        Red was NOT a good listener. Nor was he very reverent either. That boy needs some manners.

                        R.I.P.
                        "Crickie"
                        8/28/2014

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                        • #27
                          lol, figures your girl would be just as good of a story teller as you.

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