When I was a kid i would sleep-wander. Some of the things i got busted doing were funny and come up from time to time.
1) almost took a piss in a kitchen pantry - got busted
2) was found standing in the middle of my moms houseplants she'd moved inside for the winter. some were huge, so I was lost in a jungle.
3) walked into my parents bedroom and just walked up and stared out the window - with the curtains drawn. just staring at nothing. my mom freaked out on that one
4) made a sandwich and a drink on the kitchen floor out of two paper plates, a jar of mayo, ketchup, pickles and a Coors beer. I was 8.
1) almost took a piss in a kitchen pantry - got busted
2) was found standing in the middle of my moms houseplants she'd moved inside for the winter. some were huge, so I was lost in a jungle.
3) walked into my parents bedroom and just walked up and stared out the window - with the curtains drawn. just staring at nothing. my mom freaked out on that one
4) made a sandwich and a drink on the kitchen floor out of two paper plates, a jar of mayo, ketchup, pickles and a Coors beer. I was 8.
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