head injuries

[sc281]

I've had at least 5 concussions.

Damn. Was your jersey number 8 by chance?

[Ruffdaddy]

a good stitch job will have the stitches just below the outer layer of skin so you don't have a wrinkled train track scar

Apparently I've only had shit stitch jobs

[CJ]

a good stitch job will have the stitches just below the outer layer of skin so you don't have a wrinkled train track scar

Seems I have been stitching wrong, haha, not even sure how you'd pull that off.

[Nash B.]

My sister got kicked in the head by one of my Clydesdales a couple months ago. Luckily it was the top of her head and not her face, and luckily the horse didn't have shoes on. She went unconscious for about 30 seconds 3 or 4 times in the first 5-10 minutes after it happened, had a pretty nasty headache for a couple days, and would randomly get dizzy for about a week, but she seems to be back to 100% now.

[DON SVO]

Had a stupid fuck in 8th grade shop class hit me in the temple with a wooden mallet. That sucked.

[JC316]

Had some pretty damned heavy hoods fall on my head before. Also have a half of a 10 foot ladder that sucks up tight to my garage ceiling for attic access. Fucker slipped off from it's hook and dimmed my lights.

Saw my friend stand up at full speed and bash his head on a fixed cabinet. Pretty much KOed him.

[line-em-up]

When I was a kid, my girlfriend threw one of those folding Allen Wrench tools at her brother, but it hit me in the back of the head. It didn't really hurt until about 5 minutes later when her brother told me the back of my head was red. I put my hand up there and pulled it away and it was covered in blood. Then it started hurting.

[matts5.0]

I was in a strip club in Thailand and climbed up a pole and got hit in the back of the head by a big ass metal cieling fan. Spit me open pretty damn good, i was piss drunk and bleed pretty good, the entire left side and back of my shirt and shorts were covered in blood. I partied on of course. I should have gotten staples cause now its a big ass scar, luckily still covered by my hair!

[LANTIRN]

I was in a strip club in Thailand and climbed up a pole and got hit in the back of the head by a big ass metal cieling fan. Spit me open pretty damn good, i was piss drunk and bleed pretty good, the entire left side and back of my shirt and shorts were covered in blood. I partied on of course. I should have gotten staples cause now its a big ass scar, luckily still covered by my hair!

You were a ladyboy stripper in Thailand?

[Forever_frost]

We put a pressure bandage on mine and kept on doing our thing for a few hours. Mine didn't bleed much though.

[jluv]

I've had more head injuries than I can count. Never realized how bad that sounded until I typed it out.

One funny one was when I was about 16 and building a halfpipe in my back yard with hand tools and next to zero skill in building shit. I was trying to separate two pieces of wood and was swinging a hammer underhanded really hard. On one really hard, frustrated swing, I clipped just the edge of the wood and the hammer busted right through and I hit myself right in the forehead. Out cold. Woke up on the ground with blood in my eyes and all over my face. The lump was instantly huge and looked just like ones in the cartoons. I still have the scar, of course.

Lots of other crazy head injury stories, but that was the craziest one I remember.

[68RR]

Caught the Bayonet latch on a 757 reverser.. 12 staples.. sucked!

[LANTIRN]

We put a pressure bandage on mine and kept on doing our thing for a few hours. Mine didn't bleed much though.

Yeah, I am pretty sure Frost wins the head injury game.

[line-em-up]

Yeah, I am pretty sure Frost wins the head injury game.

without a doubt. He should have the bad MF wallet.

[Forever_frost]

Eh, it's not as entertaining of a story. I didn't even have a bandage for almost an hour or so after the injury, it was cauterized.